By picking your toplane champion before enemy picks his, you're basically asking to get countered

Kazo Kurosu··8 votes·941 views

Toplane is the most counter heavy lane in the game.

Jungle is fine because you dont interact with enemy jungler most of the early game anyway Mid is fine because one of basic ideas of midlane is to permashove the lane as range champs with aoe abilities Bot is fine because there are more people there so more things can happen.

Top is literally Pick A - get countered by B

There's absolutely no reason to be an otp in toplane as long as you have a general idea how all champs work. Picking a counter to a champ that you somewhat know how to play is better than picking your main and get countered.

I'd much rather play Vlad or Swain against pantheon and win at 10minute mark by statchecking him than playing Fiora and forcefully grow a second anus form his brain-dead poke.

I'd much rather poke Nasus with teemo until he ragequits than playing camille against him and get withered and right clicked to death the moment he gets lvl6 and a sheen

I'd definitely prefer to outcancer Illaoi with Kayle than reconsider my life choices being three-shoted by in her ult while playing Poppy

Toplane's current state is absolutely horrendous but because FF-Targon-Overheal combo exist in botlane, and ad carries always get their problems taken care of faster than other roles, only thing left for me to do is sit in the corner, cry, and then proceed to dodge every single game in which im forced to firstpick top.

I'm pretty sure that lp i'll lose from dodging wont even begin to measure to all the lp i got from being a %%%%.

My suffering is immense and the future looks as bleak as ever.

ggwp

8 Comments

Spoofghoul3 votes

''I'd definitely prefer to outcancer Illaoi with Kayle''

hahaha so true

i think you pretty much nailed toplane with the phrase

''outcancer''

SpiritOfOdysseus2 votes

I've never understood why League decided to give the support to bot lane, which have ranged champs often with mobility/cc while toplane has to outplay each others cancer by picking first. It's fucking ridiculous and why I don't play SR

GayFluffyUnicorn2 votes

Toplane is a meme at this point. I can't take this shit anymore, every single game i play 1v2 or 1v3 and my team either loses everything or simply doesn't do a shit when three people come bot, use all their ults at our t1 turret just to kill me and meanwhile my team clears one wave, backports rinse and repeat. Like all you need to do is run it down mid 4v2 and dive the shit out of them, nope not happening. This game has become a brainless piece of shit where every retard gets dia+ simply by playing busted roles+champs press two buttons and oneshot everything. Jungle its enough to be a gold level player to get to dia. Mid just play what is meta and you will win your dmg is enough, bonus points if you know what roam means. Botlane is the same as jungle. Be bad and win because you play the right role and busted champs.

Balance of the game? Botlane is back to ardent meta because rito makes the same retarded mistakes as always. Every game now is tristana, twitch, vayne, lulu, kog, janna. Tanks nerf? Haha aftershock with 70 armor+mr at level 1 is coming boys.

And while im writing this im 3/0 top but it doesnt matter, mid ints, bot ints game is over. Topnotch gameplay rito. Twitch with Ie just shredding our team like no tommorrow. Just fuck yourself and every retard responsible for the course of this once great game i hope some of these shit rioters read this and atleast feel bad about themselves. It's insane to think about these guys make 50k+ a year for this "work".

HalcyonDweller1 votes

You people seem to keep forgetting that "inting" is short for intentional. A lot of the time when people die it is due to mistakes, not something that they did on purpose (aka intentionally).

Teammates lose games more easily when they tilt, and falsely accusing them of inting is going to do a lot to help tilt them. Maybe you should consider not contributing to the problem by doing that.

Wînter Fox2 votes

I started onetricking Riven since last season...

#-#toplanemasochist #-#andidontmeanmundo

Teémò1 votes

pick off meta profit xP

AFilthyCaitMain1 votes

Poppy hard counters illaoi tho

EbonyBladeJ881 votes

It's true, and it's also the reason why I don't hover any champs in champ select right now, because I know if I do... BAM! Counter-picked. Now, it's also true that this idea of mine doesn't always work, because when I'm picking before my opponent, it means they can still counter-pick me anyways. But the sentiment is there, right? By not immediately giving away my pick, I'm not INSTANTLY sealing my fate, right? Of course, team-mates don't always like my current little system because if I don't hover something, they might ban one of my picks. But I've just learned to live with it by having a relatively large champion pool to pick from.

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