China Explosion

Charmed by Ahri·8/16/2015, 7:16:14 AM·4 votes·1,526 views
Insane New Footage of Yesterday's Explosion in Tianjin, China

Draven "In china earlier this week, some new information leading as to why this explosion took place. And now our lead story, janna?" Janna "Thank you draven. Local authorities have explicitely stated..." Volibear Trundle "This explosion in Tianjin China, was no accident." Janna "In fact we have received numerous reports of Foxfire Ahri and Brand in a heated argument that only lead this video. The head first collision of the Ahri and Brand ulting each other only lead to mass destruction and countless lives lost."

Tristana "we're working on further damage prevention, but for now the fire's seem to have settled." Janna "i tried to get akali to give us her feedback on the hospital situation but all i recieved was" Akali "I'm working on saving lives, i have no time for interviews." Janna "And there you have it folks, one argument between two magically powerful mages and half a city is blown to bits. Back to you draven." Draven "Thank you janna and after this commercial break, more in Esports..."

Yorick and yes, THE author of this post is going straight to hell.

12 Comments

Sniper 08/16/2015, 8:11:59 AM3 votes

I got a chuckle out of this... item 3751 item 3751 item 3751

Charmed by Ahri8/16/2015, 7:38:32 AM2 votes

eh, seen it on facebook, with over 50 million hits, like 30mil or so found humor in it with memes such as majin vegeta etc etc. Everyone sees things differently lol. It's sad but an explosion like that, that isn't even cgi made needs humor. #epicfail

Only Play Darius8/16/2015, 7:22:24 AM2 votes

I highly doubt that this explosion had ANYTHING to do with League of Legends.

Also, there is nothing funny about a catastrophic event like what happened in China. You should be ashamed of yourself for even attempting to joke about it.

Indorfin8/18/2015, 10:42:26 AM1 votes

Was really expecting it to be Jinx's fault.

Still, good read. :3

Alljoy8/16/2015, 7:57:08 AM1 votes

Domestic violence OP

Kuzja18/16/2015, 7:49:04 AM1 votes

Is Ziggs responsible? Nah, It's gotta be Jinx . Probably Gangplank sending a message to MissFortune with his new Death's Daughter Cannon, saying that he's back.

But in all seriousness, Holy Shit! What the fuck? Why is there disaster happening in Asia, mostly China almost everyday? I've previously read a couple of incidents, one where a disco caught on fire due to the flammable colored chemicals, another traumatizing incident happened when a mother literally got shredded by the escalator! Caught on tape! What the fuck! At least that was censored but our minds could see it through. I'm definitely staying away from China.

Kuzja18/16/2015, 10:53:53 PM1 votes

Were only 17 people killed? I'd be surprised if only that much people were killed by an explosion so massive.