China Explosion

"In china earlier this week, some new information leading as to why this explosion took place. And now our lead story, janna?" "Thank you draven. Local authorities have explicitely stated..." "This explosion in Tianjin China, was no accident." "In fact we have received numerous reports of Foxfire and in a heated argument that only lead this video. The head first collision of the Ahri and Brand ulting each other only lead to mass destruction and countless lives lost."

"we're working on further damage prevention, but for now the fire's seem to have settled." "i tried to get akali to give us her feedback on the hospital situation but all i recieved was" "I'm working on saving lives, i have no time for interviews." "And there you have it folks, one argument between two magically powerful mages and half a city is blown to bits. Back to you draven." "Thank you janna and after this commercial break, more in Esports..."

and yes, THE author of this post is going straight to hell.