Shadow Knight's Song Rewrites
Hey everyone. Here's the thread where I list songs that I rewrite in order to make them League-themed. I'll include youtube videos of the originals in case I pick something that you aren't familiar with. Without further delay, let's have at it.
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#Hit Me With A Skillshot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=serV18MirGg
Well you’re a real tough cookie with a long history Of owning bot lanes like the one in here. That’s OK, let’s see how you do it, Ready up your jukes, Let’s get down to it.
[Chorus:] Hit me with a skillshot, Why don’t you hit me with a skillshot. Hit me with a skillshot, Fire away!
You come with Mystic Shot, You don’t fight fair. That’s OK, see if I care! Blow your mana, it’s all in vain, I’ll Relic Shield to full health again!
[Chorus]
Well you’re the real tough cookie with the long history Of owning bot lanes like the one in here. Right when I hit your cute face with my Zenith Blade, You'll wish you'd saved mana to Arcane Shift away.
[Chorus x2]
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#Pulling With A Blitz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfOOEmI7urA
Have you seen that ball and chain, walking up the bottom lane? On that famous thoroughfare, with its sensors in the air? Steam pipes and metal plating, quick snipes that are quite grating. Taking every stab at a wonderful grab!
If you’re pulled and you don’t know what to do, Why don’t you panic or throw ‘em fits, Pulling with a Blitz!
Overdrive and chases you, can’t escape, A grab is overdue, call it quits. Pulling with a Blitz!
Walking with a golden arcane golem, Trying to get a killing spree rolling (some kills stolen!).
Come, let’s mix, where ADCs walk with tricks, Up their sleeves and greedy mitts. Pulling with a Blitz!
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#Baron Buff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIWF6U9hIho
Enemy jungler got a hold on my laners, Since he come around they ain’t been the same, Ooh, he’d look at them with his blindfolded eyes, He’d all-chat things that’d make a grown man cry.
Enemy jungler took the buffs from my jungle, Game’s been a train wreck since the pre-game lobby. Ooh, he’s making plays and securing kills. Now all my team does is curse at the enemy jungler.
We just keep falling for his tricks, He’s got us spinning with his murdering kicks. He’s jumping in and ward-hopping out, We miss skillshots as he jumps about.
He got the lizard buff that everybody wants. [x4]
Enemy jungler came alone into our ground. He got all my team to follow him ‘round. Ooh, he got a triple kill hiding in the bush, Then he disappeared while I split-pushed.
We just keep falling for his tricks, He’s got us spinning with his murdering kicks. Late in the game, when no one’s around, I got a plan to take that jungler down.
He got the golem buff that everybody wants. [x4]
I stole his blue and two of his wolves, I got the drag and then hashtag-YOLO’d. I swept in to smite all his buffs, Then I stole baron ‘cause I’ve had enough.
Now I,
I got the baron buff that everybody wants. [x4]
I got the baron buff… [x4]
I got the baron buff that everybody wants.
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#When You're Good To Karma
Based on this post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoDS1lWdpjw
"Ladies and Gentlemen! The Enlightened One! The Will of Ionia! The Mistress of Murderers' Row... I mean, Bot Lane! Matron 'Karma' Morton!"
Ask any of the carries in my lane, Who's the biggest mother... hen. I love them all and all of them love me, Because the system works, the system called reciprocity.
Got a little mantra, Always sees me through, When you're good to Karma, Karma's good to you.
There's a lot of casting, I'm prepared to do, Throw a spell at Karma, She'll throw one at you.
They say I've got an inner flame, And that's the way I live, Just watch me burn them to the ground, With what I've got to give.
Did you know that my shields, Also speed you up? When you're good to Karma, Karma's good to you.
If they want a good chase, I'll be happy to, Go and run from Karma, She'll catch up to you.
The players up the ladder, Are the ones the world adores, So boost me up my ladder, kid, And I'll boost you up yours.
Let's all group together, Like the killing crew, When you save the Karma, Karma's saving you.
So what's the one conclusion, I can bring this number to? When you're good to Karma, Karma's good to you!
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#Phantom Dancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPinJoZ2sWk
All the gold comes from these places And the gold is all the same You don't care what your cs is And you don't even have to aim You don't think of item choices You don't think of them at all You don't listen to the curses Keeping your eyes on the brawl
It's a Phantom Dancer, an item for carries It does what you want it to do It's a Phantom Dancer, an item for carries When any Zeal item will do.
You want to get a dozen kills You want to take out all their towers Be unkillable and kite forever Yeah, you guess you want to be OP All the gold comes from these places And the gold is all the same You don't care what your cs is And you don't even care to aim
It's a Phantom Dancer, an item for carries It does what you want it to do It's a Phantom Dancer, an item for carries When any Zeal item will do.
BT and GA, Baron buff will do nicely, thank you. Let me take out all your towers, Tell me do you want to see me pentakilling again?
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More to come as inspiration strikes. Feel free to post your own rewrites and I will add them to the OP!