One Crazy Family- Chapter 1 - the fuse is lit

Hi I'm back with the official start of our story, if you havn't read the prologue here it is http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/fancreations/WnyeoLY2-one-crazy-family-prologue-jinx-x-shaco-2-original-characters Now that you've been introduced to the protagonists I'll begin introducing the plot and some antagonists. Now just to warn you I will be introducing a few more shipped couples but if you don't like them very much don't worry I won't go very deep into their relationship. Now let our story begin.

The family had just entered the main plaza of the town in which their home resided in. Of course their house wasn't on this side of town, that would be to official, boring, and given that both Shaco and Jinx had spent the majority of their lives as wanted criminals probably illegal. No, their small, dreary little house was in the rougher end of town. This was convenient since they never got any visitors and they hadn't even needed to purchase the house, it was abandoned by it's previous owners after lord knows what happened to them. This was not uncommon within the rough end of town, people would die for any number of reasons leaving behind empty houses no real estate agent would dream of selling. Of course not knowing wheather the person that lived next to you was a killer or a robber kept people awake at night but since Shaco and Jinx were probably the most dangerous people there they slept easy at night, fortunately their children seemed to be just as much at ease as their parents were despite the environment.

"Hey, Hex I just wanted you to know it isn't a competition to me so I hope it isn't a competition to you to." Chavo stated while fidgeting with his pockets, he never quite knew how to get a message across. Hex giggled as she always did whenever her brother fumbled with a sentence. "Oh don't worry about that anymore, I'm fine now." she said plainly, her brother was probably the only person she could speak normally to, she loved her parents but she felt so much uncertainty around them while Chavo was an open book to her. "That's good then" replied Chavo then he raised an eyebrow and asked"So what did dad tell you anyways?" Hex opened her mouth to reply but was then grabbed by Shaco and pulled aside. "W- what is it dad?" Hex asked, her shyness creeping over her. "Now Hex remember what we talked about before?" Hex shakily nodded feeling like she wanted to disappear. "Well that was an assassin's secret so you shouldn't mention it to your brother AND ESPECIALLY not your mother." Shaco said with a hint of fear at the last part. Hex nodded this time with the feeling of importance one gets from knowing a secret someone else doesn't. She made her way back to her brother and he looked at her and further questioned "What did he say to you now?" "It's an assassin's secret!" beamed Hex.

Overhearing the commotion Hex was making Jinx turned to Shaco who was walking besides her and grinned knowingly as she said "You know an assassin's greatest weapon is a secret, so make sure not to let it blow up like fishbones' rockets, oh, or like buildings!" "I'll try and keep that in mind dear" Shaco responded nervously as Jinx continued to list everything she had seen blow up. Shaco loved Jinx more than he had thought possible for his heart but there were times where even he feared for his life being close to her, of course he had nearly killed her on a few occasions as well. "Ah courtship" Shaco sighed reminiscently.

Then it appeared that Jinx would have something else to add to the already long list of things that blew up. As they made their way down the main street they had passed a fireworks store when suddenly the fireworks began going off, while most of the nearby pedestrians began to scream and flee the scene Shaco and his family stood where they were and watched the explosions. Their mouths were open and their eyes were wide with awe at the sight of the chaos, they then saw an Ionian man stumble out of the shop covered in soot, he seemed relatively fine but then an explosion happened behind him and he was launched out onto the sidewalk now covered in flames screaming in agony, most people wouldn't call this funny, neither would Jinx's family, they would call it hysterical. They all laughed uncontrollably, Chavo and Shaco were leaning against each other holding their sides while Jinx was already on the floor with tears swelling up in her eyes, even Hex couldn't contain herself and was bent over from the laughter.

A few blocks away from the explosions Vi was walking with her infant daughter in her arms "Serena had fun shopping with mommy didn't she?" she said in an unusual baby voice. "Hah, I know daddy is getting a workout." said a man from behind a wall of boxes and bags he was carrying. Vi turned towards him and examined the baggage he was carrying, deciding it probably was a bit much for him she said "We can take a break here Cal and then when we start moving again you can hold Serena" With a sigh of relief he exhaled as he dropped the parcels. "Thank goodness I thought my arms were going to fall off." Cal was slightly shorter then Vi and had shaggy brown hair, he had wide circular lenses on a thin grey frame for his presbyopia which kicked in early for him since he spent so many nights staring into his office computer. He wore a plaine white button up shirt which was messily tucked into his brown khaki pants. He was essentially a nerd that was overly passive about most things, which was probably why he put up with all the overtime requests from his boss. Vi had managed to "persuade" his boss into giving him a day off so they could buy some much needed baby supplies for their 18 month old daughter. At first Vi was awkward with the child, unsure of what to do, but as of late she had been growing in confidence.

As the greenhorn parents sat on a bench they began to notice a commotion, Vi grabbed one of the running pedestrians by the collar and asked "Whats going on?" The man already shaken by the explosions was further frightened by Vi's abrupt question, that and his feet weren't currently touching the floor. "T-t-t-th- " was all the man could stammer, Vi shook him and he was finally able to speak. "There was an explosion at one of the stores a few blocks down from here." Vi placed the man down and turned to Cal "Cal grab my gloves!" Cal quickly placed Serena into her baby stroller and dragged out a large case that was locked, he pulled out a key and unlocked the case, the lid popped open and inside were Vi's standard hextech gauntlets. As Vi put them on she continued to talk to Cal "You stay here and wait for me to come back, if there's anyone that needs rescuing I got 'em." She then ran down the street towards the now visible smoke. "Be careful Vi!" was all Cal managed to shout before she was gone. He then noticed that the man she had grabbed was still there, frozen in place. Cal waved his hand infront of him and he snapped out of his trance. "Uh, hi there" Cal began to speak to the bewildered man "Hope you can still walk, I'm sorry about that but my wife really has the best intentions, she just tends to think more about the ends then the means." The man dumbly nodded and stumbled on his way leaving Cal alone with his daughter and a load of baggage.

When Vi reached the scene there was a man on fire, she quickly grabbed hold of him and covered him in the palm of her gloves, putting out the flames, she then put down the now unconscious man, he didn't appear to be badly burned so she began looking around for any other victims, it appeared that everyone else had fled the fire but then she heard the unmistakable sound of laughter. She looked around a bit before seeing that there was a group of people a little further down the street that were in fits of laughter, what caught her eye the most was that most of them had blue hair, thats when she got a good look at the one on the floor, her eyes became enraged and she started charging up her vault breaker. Noticing the incoming assault the family sobered up quickly and side stepped the lunge.

"Hey fathands how have you been?" asked Jinx recognizing her rival. Vi only responded with a yell and another lunge which was again sidestepped. "Oh c'mon fathands it's been years since we've last seen each other, couldn't you be a little more polite?" continued Jinx in a mixture of sarcasm and sincerity "My job is to put damned trash like you in jail, not to talk." she stated harshly "Oh yeah?" replied Jinx now smiling "Just try to."

To be continued in chapter 2, I may have it out later in the day if not by the end of the week. I hope you enjoyed it and if you read it pls PLS let me know what you think in the comments and upvote/downvote the post