[SKIN CONCEPT] Corporate Gangplank, A Modern Day Pirate
http://i.imgur.com/KVbsncz.jpg
Fan Art by Sorrosin: http://i.imgur.com/oq5lAIK.jpg
Reddit page (Hit front page first day): http://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/1qp21h/skin_concept_corporate_gangplank_a_modernday/
I'm honestly surprised nobody has thought of this yet considering that GP has been around for quite a while. Who else fits the corporate image more than GP?
My idea is that he's dressed up in a business suit. His sword has been replaced with a briefcase and his gun is now a coffee mug that he'll throw at people when he Parrrrrleys.
Corporate Gangplank
Please read all of this in Gangplank's voice.
Idle
Sips his coffee and checks his watch.
Calls Mundo, “Mundo, it’s GP. Buy them. Buy all the oranges!”
“Why are we just standing here? We’ve got a schedule to keep.”
Taunt
“More money, more problems... for you!”
“Clear up my afternoon schedule! This is going to be over a lot sooner than I thought.”
“You got me laughing all the way to the bank!”
“Do you know what time it is? My watch says it’s time for you to lose.”
“You should get a new secretary because I’m pretty sure you weren't scheduled for victory!”
“What is this, Casual Friday?”
Joke
“Money can’t buy everything, but it can buy you the weapons to take everything.”
“The customer is always right… in my sights!”
“Invest in oranges, always.”
“What does a Pirate do when he gets injured? He calls H-ARRRRRR!”
“Step 1: Get to lane
Step2: Last hit minions
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Profit!”
“Don’t you worry about winning, let me worry about winning!”
Laugh
“Want to see me laugh? Ask me for a raise.”
Q – Throw s a cup of coffee
“THIS IS DECAF!”
“I SAID NO SUGAR!”
"It can't be that hard to make coffee."
“You can’t talk to me that way, I’m the boss!”
“I said no overtime!”
W – Tosses documents into the air
“Next time, make an appointment!”
“You’re going to need to call my lawyer first.”
“Money may not solve everything, but it sure solved that.”
“You need to fill out the right paperwork to do that."
“Come back later, I’m on my Lunch break.”
“No CC, it’s against company policy.”
E – Dollar signs appear above everybody’s head
“Let’s talk money!”
“Let’s show them the business!”
“If we don’t win this, you’re all working the weekend!”
“Let’s do some downsizing!”
R – Uses his cellphone and bags of money drop down from the sky
“Throw money at all your problems.”
“Shred everything!”
“Who can resist a little bit of money?”
“Let’s get down to business!”
“I paid top dollar for this!”
Moving
“Time is money, friend.”
“All aboard the money train!”
“You say unethical, I say more money!”
“I’m trying to run a business here!”
“Let’s get down to business!”
Death
“This’ll be bad for business.”
“That was a bad investment.”
“Hopefully my insurance will cover this.”
Recall
Chair and desk pop out, gangplank sits down in chair and leans back. He takes his cellphone out, “Mundo! Let’s do lunch!”
Killing
“I just made a KILLING in the Crit market!”
“Should talk to your HR rep about that.”
“You’re fired!”
“You got blood on me favorite mug!”
Autoattack
“Ahh! You’re getting blood on me briefcase!”
“Business is good!”
“Cut to the chase!”
“That’s the bottom line!”
“Show me the money!”
“Let’s make a deal!”
POTENTIAL FOR ULTIMATE SKIN!
From Rags to Riches!
GP starts off as a homeless man at level 1 He becomes a waiter at level 6 He becomes a regular office worker at level 11 GP finally becomes the boss at level 16
I'm sure there's a ton of different variations and quotes you can come up with for this skin. What do you guys think?
