Only 260 Gold? (A Sugar Rush Sale Story)

Only 260 Gold?

Ezreal! Nidalee! Look over here, they've got a bunch of old outfits on sale! Heh, cool. Kind of like the green one. I think this leopard print is pretty. Hm. Nothing in my size. Oh, well. How should we get the money to pay for these? I just finished some maps the other day. I'm set. ... What's wrong, Nid? What is 'pay'? Never mind, I'll help you get this today, but you'll have to get 260 gold for me later. Just whenever you can. Nid, I saw some of the other champions leave this shop a little while ago. Perhaps one of them has a way you can earn gold.

-SOME TIME LATER-

Okay, I'll distract them by pretending to be a badger, then you distract them by being a cat. Then they step on a mushroom, then I shoot them and you eat them or something, then we take all their money and stuff. I don't like this plan. munches shroom Teemo? REFRIGERATOR HERNIA!

-EVEN LATER-

Well, you could help me with a bounty. It's not much, but it should be enough for you. What would we be doing? Apparently, a rabid mutant badger is attacking travelers along a road sou- Nidalee? Where'd you go?

-MUCH LATER-

Nidalee, this trick will be super easy. All you have to do is turn into a cat when I wave my hand like this. Okay, I can do that. Then I'll cut you in half! !!!

-HOURS LATER-

You help Mundo promote new gym? Could you give me a hand forging these swords? Enter a tournament with me? Discretely deliver several missives of great import for me? Kidnap sleeping people for science? Help me put out fires? Fabulous GEMS. HELP ME FIND MY HELMET! Sail the vast oceans of the world as me deckhand? Gimmie a hand cutting this meat. Um. Better gimmie two. Assist me on a grand safari? Swear yourself to my eternal service as a thrall to the pharaoh?

-SEVERAL HOURS LATER-

sob Nidalee? What is the matter? [RECAP] Haha, you just need gold? Take this, I don't need it. Thank you, Wukong. You are a good friend! Ah, it's no- Hands in air! I'm a fruity BADGER! Oh, no. Give ALL YOUR MONEY! Whoah. YOU'RE ALL CATS!

-THE NEXT DAY-

Will Wukong be okay? In a week, perhaps. Did they ever catch Teemo? No, and I still have no gold. Hey, don't worry about it. No big deal really. This has all been such trouble. Hey, could have been a LOT worse.

-MEANWHILE-

Give me back my plane! UP LIKE BRIGHTLY DRAGON MARTINI! flies colorfully into the horizon

THE END?