"I did it! I did it!"

"Life started with all the nascent joys. I remember the flavor of meat, it's salted tang rising above the green stuff. I recollect knowing that cold water was always superior to the scalding choices of the elders. But as I grew, the gem of my times was the Video Game. Entire worlds opened to my wits, and the rewards for using the controller were beyond comprehension. My gaming journey was a vast odyssey, but its culmination would manifest in gaming with friends, the chief experience of which I would come to know as Multiplayer Online Battle Arenas. In these arenas I've become a master of a well known domain titled 'League of Legends' and all the champions within.

 Competition buttered my veins, and I would honor those I destroy by rising as a star so bright and hot my next rivals would welcome their rank to fall beneath my stupendous skill if only because it was always the price to find themselves the blessing of having faced me in a match. The time would soon come when I was approached by authentic promotion; I would be recruited and sponsored by genuine powerhouse patrons of planet Earth. I will not fail to return on their investments, and even exponentially multiply the faith put into my grasp. I became a contender, joining a team of four other Aces lucky to share my glory, and began to train to become even ever more the best. 

 Family and friends celebrated my success with cake, admirers begged me for advice to share my knowledge and power, or threw themselves at my feet to ingratiate themselves. The leaders of where I lived met me on official basis to congratulate the fact that I reached world stage, and I continued to pour my best into the tapestry of a perfect life I was living in real time. We fought and we won, we won so thoroughly and so consistently we received invitations to everything. It wasn't long before I received my own private invitation to an event even my team mates were unworthy to join. I would go on to make us all proud. Everyone will be watching, and no one will be let down. The fireworks of my spirit face Titanium, and even if I were beaten on my own fair terms for the first and only ever time I relied on my pure lone strength, the show would be spectacular. I would only come out stronger, however it turned out at all. Here now I am a winner, driven to the precipice of a climax so strong the recorded glory could be spoken and shown through humanities media for eons! What I do now counts with infinite recursion, and my performance, my choices, feel guided by divine hands...

HHHHHHHUUUURRRRRRRRRR I PICK RAMMUS HURRRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

• MIxg