Are you a jungler looking to quit league soon?

Burklight·8/12/2019, 7:32:22 PM·31 votes·10,508 views

I'm looking for a mediocre jungler who's looking to quit league soon to play for TSM in the gauntlet. If you act quickly you can have just enough reps with the man himself to guarantee you never have a career as a ward bot jungler in Esports.

Act now and we can even include you in our next "This is our guy!" video where we fire you upon getting reverse swept by C9 in the gauntlet.

To any mod who decides to take this literally, I am in no way affiliated with TSM and this is satire.

11 Comments

III BAKURYU III 8/12/2019, 8:19:11 PM9 votes

item 2055 Reporting for duty, sir

Teémò8/13/2019, 2:58:26 AM4 votes

Yuumi jungle Needing a good home.

Pxerkza8/13/2019, 11:20:00 AM2 votes

TSM season 9 was an absolute disaster and Regi needs to take a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG step away from the scene i don't care how good of a shotcaller he was in his prime his understanding of how the game functions at this point and pro level is outdated and shouldn't be considered

Let your employees do their work and stop forcing some shit pick a roster and stick with it for a year at least but no we gotta switch junglers every year and make great players into sejuani mains every time...

BigBellBrute8/13/2019, 3:38:00 PM2 votes

All I can do is ward. I'm not good at ganking, or farming or team fights.....

I'M HIRED!!! WOOOOHOOOO!!!!!

Lord Yunii8/15/2019, 12:27:19 AM1 votes

I only jungle Tristana or Singed , but I can't ward. That button seems to be broken on my keyboard.

TrenchcoatTitus8/12/2019, 8:17:54 PM1 votes

I play amumu. Someone will cry during the game.

E Man forever8/12/2019, 8:24:58 PM1 votes

I have a Kayn that can't farm 3 camps without needing to smite.

My version of the joke was the TSM jungle carousel

GeminiRune8/12/2019, 7:44:56 PM1 votes

I've been told I have a kickass Jungle Garen game....on PBE...

That's about it in the last 6 months or so. Where do I sign?