I require sassy sidekick duo partner

I'm...somewhere in the plat division (haven't been placed yet 4 wins, 1 loss in placements). I'm shy at first, but I open up pretty quickly to the correct people.

Which is where you come in

Mr/Ms/Mrs. Sassy-pants

I've tried looking for duo partners in the past before, and very few of them were what I was looking for. Most people are boring. I want to be able to go back and forth with you on a sling of sass, and at the same time be friends and compliment each other on good plays, critique honestly and be able to take critique.

I've tried working with the guys who are good with their theory. They are boring, I've tried working with the charismatic "let me tickle your dick" attitude, and that act gets old quickly. I've even dealt with my fair share of ragers or people who just wouldn't talk to me.

I get it, there are good days and bad days as far as League goes. I've had them, everyone has.

I enjoy playing with people who have some sass, my roommate being one of them, but since I can't duo with him (him being 2 divisions below me), as well as him blowing up his computer with questionable parts from the internets, he isn't an option. Sassy people are just a lot more fun and a lot more honest in my opinion, I work with them soooooo much better than other people.

Now, if you would like a competent duo partner who has his shit together, you can do 1 of a few things. PM my skype, Anon2754, Add me and message me in league, or you can respond to the post here, I will be checking occasionally. WHAT I EXPECT is no less than the following. Availability for AT LEAST 3 days AFTER 9PM CST (10PM on fridays and saturdays, work scheduling, food industry, closing shift, busier on weekends, etc.), I'm usually up til 2 AM CST, I could potentially be available to play in the mornings, but that's something we can discuss 1 on 1. You must be within plat or above, none of the whole "I got trolled so I'm gold 2/bronze 5/wood 7" nonsense. Be plat or higher. Additionally, have skype or some other form of Voice over IP. Lastly, but most importantly, show me that you are indeed someone I can have fun with, be sassy, be like Cave Johnson when the life gave him Lemons.

Ready set go.