Bronze 1 Wanting out...Seaching for Silver Players/smurfs

Been demoted from b1 7-9 times. Can get up to b1 EASILY (I am currently in it), but once there, I get wood 7 players. Not lying if you spectate my games. IM TIRED OF THIS _____!!! (Insert lack of well educated response here)

What I seek: NON-bronze players who can fill the role of a would be ____ (Insert creative adjective here) player. Anything would be helpful at this point.

Please help. Im tired of going up to b1 only to be demoted again, and this is my last hope before I give up to the world of _____ ______ ______ ______ (you know I wanna say...) players.