Varus lore compromise- a short story

RastaBrotha·12/2/2017, 5:10:36 PM·1 votes·392 views

An arguable amount of time ago....

Unnamed Human was keeping to his duties as the watcher of the evil pit at the temple Pallas- When suddenly ye olde Noxus attacked.

UH kept watch as his wife and child got slaughtered by (not limited to) Human Sion. "Fear a man with nothing to lose" UH took the bow, throwing his life away for the sole purpose of vengance (Old Varus)

Timeskip

Insert event of timeskip in the comments

Today

Varus is back in the pit, more pissed than he'd ever been in his long life because of the --Timeskip-- that happened with these filthy humans, and/or non-humans. This UH guy was right. Gotta take revenge once more.

To the Darkins pleasure, some idiot once again jumped in the pit. Hold on. Two?? TWO JUMPED IN THE PIT HAHA FUCKING JACKPOT MATE SUCK IT AATROX!!! (New Varus)

And with that post, username Rastabrotha saved the boards, and Riot's lore team. Please post your timeskip suggestions in the comments.

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RastaBrotha12/2/2017, 5:22:24 PM2 votes

Timeskip

We follow Varus after having assimilated into his new body

Noxus was razed to the ground. And this Sion motherfucker that killed UH's wife and child will never walk again. Man, I really am unstoppable. What do I do now tho?

hm.

Wonder what Aatrox is up to.

They meet

"Yo swordslinger, check out this hot new body of mine :D" "Mine's better." "Wanna fuckin bet?!" "What are we betting?" "hmmmmm. Oh! I have an idea..."

  • One arm wrestling match later *

Varus back in the pit

Not just him. EVERYONE WILL DIE!!!!!!

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