Honestly, I feel bad for Zed

A Superb Villain··148 votes·6,526 views

Dude's just chilling in an abandoned tower, trying to find inner peace, casually draining the magic of a local forest, when a couple of punks come knocking on his door. They make a mess of the front yard, kill a good number of his disciples (assuming they aren't shadows), and then interrupt his meditation.

How rude.

Worst of all, Xayah trashes his crystal mobile, which probably took a while getting it to the size shown in Wild Magic. Now, I'm no expert when it comes to draining the essence of an enchanted forest, but given the tiny flakes we see gradually accumulating, I estimate Zed was putting that thing together for the better part of a week. Hours of work gone in seconds because some harpy dusts it with her filthy feathers. Zed won't be winning first place in the science fair this year.

Now you might say, "Hold on, Villain. Zed was sucking the life from surrounding forest, he was destabilizing the local ecology. By draining the area of magic, he was inadvertently harming many creatures reliant on magic for survival, including Vastaya!" To which I reply, of course he was, but is it really so bad?

I would like to now call attention to the cinematic's title Wild Magic. How often in folklore or mythology does the unbridled magic of wild places harm whatever poor sap happens to wander through? Magic, in its natural, mystical state is capricious, arbitrary, and most importantly, hostile. Not something you want to be near, temporarily or permanently.

It should be clear that Zed is taking magic and concentrating it into a crystalized state. An important facet of crystallization is the arrangement of molecules into a particular pattern, often structured and organized. Zed is collecting wild, unstable magic to condense it into a tempered state, he is refining magic. You might think this is incredibly unethical, and you would be right, but at least that magic isn't royally screwing you over because you stepped off the beaten path.

And hey, it's an efficient source of reliable magic! What's not to love? ######Unless you are Vastaya, in which case, woops, sorry, better luck in the spirit realm. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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WiegrafOfValor66 votes

Remember what magic did to Gromp?


Before http://sharesloth.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/lovely-treet-frog-pictures.jpg

After http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/b/b3/Gromp_concept_04.jpg

#MAGIC, NOT EVEN ONCE!


#GalioPSA #SAYNO2MAGIC


PS: Can a meme lord make a crappy Jordan Mcdonald's PSA with Galio's face on top of his. "Say no to magic, Stahp it"

BLACK REALM GOD2 votes

FOURTY

Velzard of Koz19 votes

Vayne This is your brain on wild magics

Sugar Momma1 votes

Nah it's actually official lore.

Sharjo37 votes

Well I mean that's the whole point of contention right? Humans can't exactly live in a world of wild, unbridled magic and have an easy time. Moulding and shaping it to a form that's usable and safe for them seems logical. Vastaya have it easy since they thrive in that kind of environment, and our newest duo doesn't seem to care to sympathise with the plight of humans in a world that dangerous.

Course then you go a step too far and you're like "Oh yeah sorry Ryze, we blew up your village and all of the surrounding lands. Our bad. Actually not our bad, MAGIC DEATH FOR EVERYONE" and then you get to Runeterra now and everyone's sad.

This is why we should just all go to Demacia. No magic shenanigans to be had there, and no pesky vastayans either.

A Superb Villain16 votes

Indeed! Magic throughout many cultures is viewed with trepidation and suspicion, and for good reason given its nebulous quality. A complex society of substantial size experiences difficulty sustaining itself in an environment that is unpredictable, which seriously inhibits any long-term progress.

But seriously, this was a shitpost about Zed minding his own (evil) business until I began contemplating the greater implications of his activities and their consequences. I may have accidentally brought up a point about freedom/chaos v. order/oppression.

Sharjo13 votes

It's an important thing to consider I find. Both sides could stand to actually learn from each other, and it could be said that if perhaps the vastaya cared to each humans that "Hey, your shitty ways are killing us, can we work something out" a lot earlier, things might've been different, but then again that depends on how vastayan/human relations in Ionia have worked out over the millennia.

Basically Zed's dumb for being inconsiderate of the problems of what his actions do, and Xayah/Rakan are dumb because they generalise and lack perspective. Neither of them is in a real position to change either, given how their lives have panned out. Sucky situation really.

Lanceworks12 votes

I love this so much.

I love it so much that Riot didn't make the rebellious power couple that came straight off of a young adult dystopia novel the uncontested good guys.

I love it so much that Riot made them both idiots for not seeing the perspective of the other side.

XIII Vanitas12 votes

Shen's job must be a pain in the ass.

Sharjo10 votes

Especially since he's got a legacy to live up to and this kind of ideological conflict killed his dad.

People are dumb, be they of a magical heritage or not. Shen's gotta resist the temptation to be dumb to work for the greater good in ALL situations, which is very difficult.

Dude could probably use a therapist or something.

Walmart Porn2 votes

Well i mean theoretically its just like starwars imo. Where anakin was supposed to bring balance to the force, and there where thousands of jedi yet only 2 sith. What did the jedi masters THINK balance was, MORE over powered jedi? The same thing with ionia, Akali and all of the ionians talk about balance, yet if there was no one like zed around what would there be to balance it? There would only be light which is not true balance

Sharjo3 votes

Indeed, and it's up to the eye of twilight to figure out what you're supposed to do there. Not an easy job.

Umbra Ionia1 votes

Greater good... not at all, because the balance he is forced to kill people or make wars, that´s not good at all. Just see, Kinkou let Jhin alive to preserve the balance and that´s the reason why Zed betrayed the order.

Sharjo5 votes

When I was talking about the greater good, I meant more in the scope of Runeterra and the world as a whole, not in the bounds of the human concept of what is good and evil. I pretty much flubbed the wording though so apologies there.

Though I'd argue that Kusho letting Jhin live was a better outcome than what could have happened if Jhin died.

Chromatic Eagle1 votes

What could've happened if Jhin died?

Sharjo2 votes

Well if WAAARGHbobo's statements a while ago now hold any weight, then an innately magical man who has brought about such horrific acts being killed could birth something even worse.

Ariel the Cruel2 votes

I may have accidentally brought up a point about freedom/chaos v. order/oppression.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrRtx3mU5wA&t=0m38s

A Superb Villain1 votes

Mmmmm. That Tony Jay.

Meep Man8 votes

Demacia: At war with Noxus, constant attacks from surrounding non-magic wildlife, and are "magic racist". Noxus: At war with Demacia, filled to the brim with shady peeps, and really love the color red. Bilgewater: Pirates. Betrayal. Pirates. Shurima: It's a giant, burning desert under assault by an evil god and a land shark. Piltover: Full of snobs that will likely leave you out on the street than give you some spare tea. Most dangerous criminals. Zaun: Everyone wants to steal your organs and experiment on them. Filled with the results of said experiments. Mount Targon: You're either a nobody, a sacrifice to the gods, or dead. Even nobodies die too. Plus, food and water is hard. Freljord: It's Antarctica on drugs and there is three-way war being waged constantly. Barbarians are everywhere and rumor has it a living sword that demands blood roams these lands. Bandle City: No one knows where it is and likely for good reason. No one that visits there seem to return "sane" or at all. Void: No explanation needed... Shadow Isles: You're either dead, undead, or a tree. Ionia: Nine thousand different ways to kill you. Nine thousand backstories for why they want to kill you. Kumungu: The Amazon on crack. Explanation enough.

WHERE DO I GO AND NOT DIE!?

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

Shadow Isles: You're either dead, undead, or a tree. . . . WHERE DO I GO AND NOT DIE!?

Technically, everyone in the shadow isles is either undead or a tree (or a spider, or Kathus). Some of them just have bodily handicaps; but they're still not truly dead.

So actually. . . Shadow Isles would probably be your best bet. Just beware of Thresh.

Veltox1 votes

No. I'm pretty sure you won't find water or food on a land decimated by zombies and dark magic.

Ariel the Cruel6 votes

Food or water won't be necessary after joining the zombies. You only asked to "not die." You didn't say anything about staying alive. ;p

NineTailedMystic1 votes

As cool as Demacia is, I like magic. Let us harness its natural power in harmony with the Vastayans. So I can shoot lightning bolts.

Tattersall15 votes

Zed won't be winning first place in the science fair this year.

Zed Yeah, I'm collecting some of this mag… Vayne Black magic! readies crossbow Zed No! It's just for a presentation, it's for arts and craf… Vayne DARK ARTS! shoots up the place ######I know that I got this from something, but I can't find the source…

Ralanr13 votes

I assumed this was going to be about Xayah attacking Zed in his safe place.

A Superb Villain18 votes

Clearly they have assaulted him in his arts and crafts workshop. For shame.

Sancre10 votes

Zed Dammit Xayah!! Do you really think that red side nexus make themselves or what? Stop bugging me!!

Otherworldz9 votes

Don't worry

Zed will have the last laugh when Avian Influenza breaks out

Sad Tyrant4 votes

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Splision8 votes

I'm glad to see that the Association of Evil along with Superb Villain cares more for us humans than those overgrown Furbies and are standing up for us.

A Superb Villain8 votes

But of course!

Humans account for the majority of the world's population. Not to mention are far more inclined to commit unscrupulous actions for the sake of satisfying vices.

jama6558 votes

Zyra was a plant that ate a lady proof magic is hostile #cleansetherift #teamzed

Lùmen5 votes

Humans > Vastaya I don't like those chicken legs of yours anyway

rtbf2256182415 votes

I actually feel sorry for him because he lost due to "new champion promotion". Honestly, he is way older and experienced than both of those kids and could slit their throats before they layed eyes upon the temple. I doubt he'd be THAT slow in a fight as he was in the cinematic. Shadows aren't that limited in speed and uncertainty.

Walmart Porn4 votes

not to mention that ... HES A FKING NINJA. Lmao he wouldnt be just sitting there waiting for them to come in to fight them hand to hand. He would have taken them from the shadows with a shiruken before they even knew he was there. Not just sit there waiting for them to show up. Hes a ninja not a brawler what is this, naruto?

An Enemy Sutando3 votes

It's honestly really unbelievable that Rakan and Xayah can out-ninja Zed.

But you know, Riot has to sell new champion bundles.

tysup4 votes

New skin: Midlife Crisis Zed

Lore: his home was destroyed and his girlfriend Syndra left him

but yeah seriously leave Zed alone item 3070

Xano5011 votes

She is Zed's boss.

Velzard of Koz3 votes

Dammit, fucking Greenpeace, ruining poor Zed's work.

Stars Shaper3 votes

Bad luck, reading your writing I can indeed sympathize with him xD

I "fear" Zed is the Villain bound to being unsuccesful whatever he does even more than Viktor (his fanbase is dangerous if you put him in a bad state). I guess Shen is going to have a fat laugh when gets to know about this.

WitchQueen Annie2 votes

I would like to see a cinematic where Zed goes to find Viktor, makes a deal with him. And together they return to defeat these Vastaya punks.

Ariel the Cruel2 votes

######Unless you are Vastaya, in which case, woops, sorry, better luck in the spirit realm. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

1 thousand year old civilization or hundreds of hundred year old civilizations? Sometimes, you just have to suck it up and shoot the hostage.

Or eat purple.

A Superb Villain2 votes

I'd say something about hard choices, but it really isn't that difficult. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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Nutritious and delicious!

Ariel the Cruel2 votes

Lulu approves.

Sintama2 votes

Maybe Zed is a bad guy, but he's not a BAD GUY.

Valaran Nara1 votes

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lol get Rekt

Karfuss1 votes

Well you ain't wrong. Whenever magic pops up in folklore, shit usually hits the fan.

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