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@Iron Stylus Possible Taric splash

Valaran Nara··3 votes·7,285 views

So, I've been reading the pinned discussion at the top of the board, and I can't wait to see what will be done with our beloved gem knight. Everyone had strong opinions about what he is, how he should be, so on and so forth. How beautiful is he? Should he be vain or humble? Large and chiseled or lean and fit? Hell, should he be overtly homosexual or leave things to be ambiguous?

Whether or not he is gay is of no real concern of mine, but since a lot of people care about it so much, I thought I should lay down my opinion on how to "suggest" without making it concrete.

Taric should save Helmet Bro.

...

Wait, did he just say...Yes, he did. SAVE Helmet Bro. Nobody can deny that in most (if not all) splash arts that features Helmet Bro, the man, to say the least, is (or close to) death. Taric is fabulous. Taric is a protector. One person suggested that Taric protects because he loves nature and finds beauty in all things. Why not have him save Helmet Bro (which is already a big deal that people will go WHOA about).

And when he saves HB, Taric could do a number of things like, holding the soldier close to him, carrying HB in his arms or attempting to lift him off the ground.

http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/200H/i/2012/088/6/1/carry65_by_des444con-d4ud0cf.jpg

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/360/6/f/des58_by_des444con-d5p80z2.jpg

Heck, even have him do the Fireman's Carry and lift poor HB over his shoulders

http://www.tpub.com/seabee/12003_files/image564.jpg

http://mikewehde.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/mc1214_fitness_800-jpg.jpeg

Personally, I just want to see HB shown some love. And who doesn't want to see a rather devilishly dashing gem knight come to the aid of his poor helpless...prince?

4 Comments

Magicapples1 votes

haha, this is great. it would be better if he was carrying teemo

Valaran Nara2 votes

haha, this is great. it would be better if he was carrying teemo

To be honest, Taric, if majority of how people feel about the guy in the pinned discussion feels, would be the only one to attempt RESCUING Satan instead of harming.

I'd say have him save Ezreal, but come now. We don't even have to bother putting anymore fuel on that fire. Let the fangirls do that.

Diana x Me1 votes

For the sake of the company everything should be left ambiguous

Valaran Nara2 votes

For the sake of the company everything should be left ambiguous

EDIT TO REDUCE EXCESS RAMBLING

Taric holding HB (fallen soldier) in his arms --- GAY!

Braum holding HB (fallen soldier) in his arms --- He's such a hero

^^^The problem is perspective. If it wasn't about Taric, the pose idea would not be considered gay.

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Unless you're a Yaoi fangirl.

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