PRAISE OUR ARMORED SAVIOR!

Just as the scriptures foresaw, our Savior Rammus has come to save League from the evils of this game.

Gone will be the shitty 4-man premades that report you for no reason! Gone will be the OP champions that keep getting buffs that plague your nightmares! Gone will be the trolls that ruin your promos! Gone will be the nerfs that completely ruin a champion you main! Gone will be the assassin champions that build tank and are unfair to play against!

All this and more will be a reality if you follow our armadillo-shaped Messiah, and enlighten the unfortunate souls that are still engulfed in darkness by delivering to them His good word:

"OK"