(VERY LONG) I need some enlightment about the League of Legends lore.
THIS POST IS GONNA BE PRETTY LONG, IT'S NOT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD, BUT I'M A HUGE LORE NERD IN GENERAL I HOPE A RIOTER MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP, I DON'T THINK THE LORE IS DEVELOPPED ENOUGH FOR THAT, THOUGH, BUT YEAH, LONG POST
So hey summoners, and Rito, I've been asking myself more and more questions about the League lore lately, now I know it's infamous for being, a bit messy, but still, here goes (BTW I'll be focusing around Demacian champions since we have seen a recent update in their lore, 3 of them got recently reworked, I prefer Demacia too but that doesn't mean I'm not confused about other things in the lore):
First off, my biggest question, how strong are humans there, really? See, I've always seen Garen as a completely normal Joe, with just better training and etc... But after seeing the recent music video for the song ''Legends Never Die'' (absolutely amazing song by the way, Rito always makes the best music) where we can literally see Garen dragging a GIGANTIC stone statue around like it's not much, now I don't know for you guys but that thing must've weighed a few tons, at least, which brings the point, Garen is actually terrifyingly strong, comparable to Hulk, are other humans in the lore like Xin Zhao, Lee Sin, and even marksmen like Jhin also alot physically stronger than humans from around here? The thing is, me and my friends always had this thing where we thought no way in hell Garen or Darius could ever fight the likes of Veigar or Yorick, but after seeing that and Garen's recently added (I think) special armor, I'm not too sure....
Speaking of which, Demacian Steel, according to the lore (again I do not know if Demacian Steel is a recent addition), drains magic very fast, making Garen a nightmare for any mage wanting to fight him, I guess, but what are the limitations and exact properties of Demacian Steel?
And, while we're on the Garen subject, let's talk about his ultimate, is this canon? I mean lore-wise? See, once again I do not know if this is a recent addition I don't remember reading that before the whole Demacian lore revamp, but Demacians REALLY hate magic and mages, right? Garen is no exception, but he DOES use one of the most powerful magic spells one could hope for? In my head I assume Garen got this power from Kayle or something, but yeah... Is his fast regeneration also canon?
Fiora, Xin Zhao, and Jax, now what do they all have in common, one might ask? Why Jax, all of a sudden? last night I had trouble sleeping for whatever reason, and I started thinking about this: the lore claims Jax to be literally the most powerful melee fighter, right? I mean he is SO stupidly powerful that he is the only one who couldn't use his own weapon, correct? Then we have Fiora, girl claims she has never really found a worthy opponent (Now I don't know much about Fiora, I might f*** up something here and there, correct me if I'm wrong), so could Fiora stand a chance against Jax? What about Xin Zhao? This man amazes me, he was put into a Noxian gladiator match where he'd have to fight until his own demise, he ended up pretty much massacring hundreds of Noxians, all, by, himself, before finally being saved by Jarvan the Third, I think. Could Xin Zhao actually stand a chance against Jax? Also, returning to Fiora, she's never found a worthy opponent, would that mean she could easily crush Garen/Jarvan/Xin Zhao etc... if she wanted?
What about scale? actual physical scale. Now I kinda know my way around it when it comes to League's lore, but the physical scale of the champions, in the actual lore is always something that's been, to say the least, confusing for most people, especially because they're not portrayed on their real scale in-game, I know champions like Malphite and Galio are super HUGE in the lore, Cho'Gath too, and obviously Aurelion Sol, but what about Yordles and Humans? On his splashart, we can see Teemo jumping over roots and stuff, which makes me assume he's small enough to fit in the palm of my hand. But then you got Poppy, first off, she fought alot of humans herself and is considered very strong, physically, so she kinda HAS to be way bigger than Teemo, on her splashart/login animation we can clearly see she reaches most of the surrounding soldiers' waists. And humans, well they're humans right? well not so fast, we've already established how superhuman characters like Garen and Xin Zhao are, how tall would they be compared to us? what's the average height in Valoran, for humans? Would be nice if we could get a full fledged chart concerning all of the champions' sizes.
Here comes one of my biggest concerns about the LoL lore: The League itself. I think this might have been a controversial topic too, but is the ''League of Legends'' still canon? If I remember well it was created to put a term to political conflicts and etc... But, let's be more specific even, are the ''Summoners'' still canon? My problem with this is that if they are, and they are controlling the champions, then this means the champions aren't really all that cool, or real, while we're at it... Do the champions even exist? Or are they just ''Legends''?
There are also alot of other questions I have, those aren't all that important and you can really just ignore them unless you're interested:
Braum: Would he be able to kill? He's a very nice man who just wants to protect people, but could he be provoked to a point of reaching physical violence?
Some abilities: I've always wondered what abilities like Jarvan's ultimate, or again, Garen's looked like in their actual universe, I expect Jarvan's ultimate to be alot more devastating in the actual universe, what about Lux? or Taliyah's whole kit, really.
I was surprised to learn not long ago in the League Universe site that Darius has a girlfriend? Do most champions have a close one like a lover that we just never knew about?
What exactly is the Void?
Or even the Shadow Isles?
Is the forbidden love between Garen and Katarina still a thing? This one's always kinda confused me to be completely honest, especially how they fell in love in the first place.
Is Jarvan dead? I think it's Garen's, but in one of the last lore updates in the LoL Universe page, there's a passage that may refer to Jarvan IV's death.
Do champions usually all know each other? not necessarily personally, but if the League is canon, then one would assume they all know eachother, from Garen, to Graves to Janna, to Mordekaiser, to Warwick
Hextech makes me ask myself alot of questions, how far can Hextech go? and what EXACTLY is Hextech? Can you create complicated communication devices with it?
Just so much more questions I have that I'm just not thinking about right now...