The Word of the River King: Some interesting lines from Tahm Kench

Sharjo·6/23/2015, 10:40:15 PM·3 votes·5,468 views

So the unforgettable Tahm Kench's lines are here, and god damn his voice is amazing. He also has a metric crap ton of taunts, I think for over thirty champs. Some taunts that I thought were pretty interesting:

  • "If you want to clean up the city, don't you need to understand where that dirt comes from?" Caitlyn
  • "I wonder, how can you get the attention you deserve when your brother is in the way?" Draven
  • "Wouldn't you care to travel to your people's destination?" Fizz
  • "There's a storm in your heart girl, tell me what you hunger for." Janna
  • "Only a fool wouldn't hunger for the throne. Let me help you find that seat." JarvanIV
  • "A drive for inovation? It's just a hunger for something new." Jayce
  • "Don't starve your heart child, let me take you to him." Kalista I think. Might possibly be Katarina
  • "A journey to a moonstone is one I could provide." Nami
  • "A slave's mind is never free, but I suspect you got yours on discount." Xerath
  • "Child, a shadow must run from the light eventually." Zed

17 Comments

Ebonmaw Dragon6/23/2015, 11:14:40 PM4 votes

"Gods... this dude has taunts for everyone?" -me, after 3 minutes hearing taunts-

James Stone6/24/2015, 9:33:40 AM3 votes

Katarina "Don't starve your heart, child! Let me deliver you to him." - It's for Katarina. You know what that means? General Du Couteau is still alive, and still part of the lore! YAY

GenoXx6/24/2015, 12:56:30 PM2 votes

I still dont get it. Does he just offer rides for people so he can fuck them over in the long run? Or does he have some sort of self induced magic to grant peoples wishes? I mean what reason did he have to eat that bride? Say he takes nami to a moonstone. He seems to like the taste of misery from his quotes. She is happy she found one, but behind unbeknownst to her, he has his mouth wide open. Snatches her up and eats her. Kinda like a Twisted dry humor gig. I like it.

7ha7guy7776/24/2015, 12:26:15 AM1 votes

Nami the tides call you sashimi Azir you're the emperor of mashed potatoes and gravy Just some my favorites. I like a lot of his quotes

Keagn6/24/2015, 12:14:22 AM1 votes

I'm a little surprised he has no interactions with Trundle, after all, he is the Troll King. You think the Kings of League would clash a bit.

Legacy of Xion6/23/2015, 11:30:57 PM1 votes

The Zed one kills me.

Sythriel Draken6/23/2015, 11:41:42 PM1 votes

I have to get this guy now after listening to his taunts.. I almost spit my doctor pepper at the screen on a few of those taunts. He's hilarious! :D