Dear Riot,

A Superb Villain·Apr 29, 2015·83 votes·3,245 views

Would you kindly check on the Lore Team? I am worried they became lost in the jungle and were eaten by the Raptor camp.

Sincerely,

A Superb (and concerned) Villain

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25 Comments

Tesla EffectApr 29, 201516 votes

I cant wait to watch Jurassic World as well.

A Superb VillainApr 29, 201523 votes

In the first film they learned how to open doors. This was the logical conclusion: http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-11-at-11.38.31-AM-630x310.png

NarasimhaApr 30, 201515 votes

In case you ever wonder why we can't have nice things. http://www.starburstmagazine.com/images/200913/one-job-phil-you-had-one-job.jpg

GenoXxApr 30, 20153 votes

finally u dont get downvoted lol..

ModAcademy KaynApr 30, 20151 votes

No need to be rude.

GenoXxApr 30, 20152 votes

I wasnt being rude.....i was saying people always downvote tesla for no reason....so i see he hasnt yet...

Alot of people here tend to "misunderstand" rather that actually paying attention

Tesla EffectApr 30, 20151 votes

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I wasnt being rude.....i was saying people always downvote tesla for no reason....so i see he hasnt yet...

Alot of people here tend to "misunderstand" rather that actually paying attention

I guess that goes both ways :( sry

Noam BraumskyApr 30, 20152 votes

+1 for the username.

Tesla EffectMay 1, 20151 votes

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+1 for the username.

https://i.imgflip.com/88208.jpg

Toa of DeathApr 30, 20155 votes

Does the Lore team even exist anymore? Maybe they were silently fired after the retcon.

A Superb VillainApr 30, 20153 votes

That would make this request rather awkward.

ZmuecatApr 30, 20154 votes

I checked Bards champion info page. He has no friends or rivals/enemies. Cause all the void monsters aren't trying to eat the world, either literally or figuratively aren't something bard may consider as a general negative.

A Superb VillainApr 30, 20153 votes

It has more or less been established by lore that Bard is a celestial jerk, so this does not surprise me.

DecritApr 30, 20152 votes

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I checked Bards champion info page. He has no friends or rivals/enemies. Cause all the void monsters aren't trying to eat the world, either literally or figuratively aren't something bard may consider as a general negative.

Bard is a cosmic presence of universal balance, and Void is part of the balance too. Besides the Void still managed not to do very much...

Noam BraumskyApr 30, 20151 votes

I think that the Void monsters are pretty much on the opposite end of the balance-chaos spectrum. They just want to get through and devour the world as far as we know, and that may be one of the more timid things they plan on doing in Valoran...

DecritMay 1, 20153 votes

dunno... planet more, planet less, destruction and recreation is a part of the concept of balance isn' t it? As long as the Void does not become everything it' s fine, and if that is its intent... well, there' s time to deal with that

being a Bard sounds really slacky

Tesla EffectMay 1, 20154 votes

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dunno... planet more, planet less, destruction and recreation is a part of the concept of balance isn' t it? As long as the Void does not become everything it' s fine, and if that is its intent... well, there' s time to deal with that

being a Bard sounds really slacky

But hey! At least you get to go on a Magical Journey.

gubigubiApr 30, 20154 votes

What should we tell the lore fans?

rebound2Apr 30, 20154 votes

Chogath "No no! I insist the lore team is fine! I checked on them this morning." smugly grins Riot Employee: "Cho'Gath, is there something in your teeth?" Chogath "What? No! That's absurd, why would I have something in my teeth?" Riot Employee: "Wait, that's Bill's head! He's leader of the lore team! YOU ATE BILL!" Chogath Uses Feast on Riot Employee