Galio's new Bio's been released!

Sharjo··33 votes·11,515 views
Galio - Universe of League of Legends

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Outside the gleaming city of Demacia, the stone colossus Galio keeps vigilant watch. Built as a bulwark against enemy mages, he often stands motionless for decades until the presence of powerful magic stirs him to life. Once activated, Galio makes the most of his time, savoring the thrill of a fight and the rare honor of defending his countrymen. But his triumphs are always bittersweet, for the magic he destroys is also his source of re-animation, and each victory leaves him dormant once again.

Galio’s inception began in the aftermath of the Rune Wars, when refugees across the lands fled from the destructive power of magic. Some say that in the west of Valoran, a band of these displaced people were pursued by a vicious band of dark mages. Exhausted from days without rest, the refugees hid among the shadows of an ancient, petrified forest. The sorcerers that pursued them suddenly found their magic to be ineffective in the strange woods. It seemed the fossilized trees were a natural magic-dampener, and any sorcery used within them would simply fizzle upon casting. No longer helpless, the refugees turned their swords on the dark mages and drove them from the land.

Some decided that this sanctuary from magic was a gift from the gods, others saw it as a fair reward for their terrible journey, but all agreed that this should be their new home.

As years passed, the settlers crafted items of protection from the enchanted wood. Eventually, they found it could be mixed with ash and lime to make petricite – a material with a powerful resistance to magic. It would be the foundation for their new civilization, forming the walls of the new kingdom of Demacia.

For years, these petricite barriers were all the Demacians needed to feel secure from the threat of magic within the borders of their homeland. In the rare event that they needed to settle a conflict abroad, their military proved fierce and formidable. But when their enemies employed sorcery, Demacia’s roaming army had little to counter it. The elders of the kingdom decided that, somehow, they needed to take the security of their magic-dampening walls into battle. They commissioned the sculptor Durand to fashion some manner of petricite shield for the military, and two years later the artist unveiled his masterpiece. While it was not what many were expecting, the great winged statue Galio would become vital to the defense of the nation, also serving as a symbol of Demacia’s might across Runeterra.

Each time the army was deployed to face a magical threat, they would mobilize Galio. Using a system of pulleys, steel sledges and countless oxen, they would pull the great stone figure to the battlefield. The presence of that much petricite easily nullified almost any arcane attacks, giving the people who had once fled from magic the ability to face it head-on in open warfare. Many would-be invaders were paralyzed by the very sight of the awe-inspiring figure that loomed above the trees before them – the titan who “ate magic” inspired a kingdom, and terrified those who opposed it. All the while, none thought to consider what exposing the statue to such untold amounts of arcane energy might do...

The strange effect of those magicks would alter the course of history. Demacia had been mired in a grueling battle with Noxian forces in the Greenfang Mountains of northern Valoran. Unbeknownst to the Demacians, Noxus had assembled an elite group of warmages known as the Arcane Fist. As the invading ground forces pinned the Demacians in a great vale, the Arcane Fist bombarded them with crackling bolts of raw mystical power. To the Demacians’ shock, the projectiles tore through Galio’s anti-magical field.

For thirteen days, the Demacian army was pounded by their foes, and those who survived felt their morale evaporating by the hour. Just when their spirits could be brought no lower, they heard the all-too familiar thunder of arcane explosions tearing through their ranks. But this time, the explosions were followed by a new sound. A slow, deafening rumble shook the vale, as if two mountains were grinding against each other. As a great shadow grew above them, the terrified Demacian troops shuddered, steeling themselves for death.

“Shall we fight?” bellowed a deep voice from above.

To the Demacians’ astonishment, the sound came from the towering colossus at their backs. Galio was moving, and speaking, entirely on his own. Somehow, the accumulation of absorbed magic had given him life.

The stunned onlookers gaped at the titan, struggling to make sense of what they were seeing. Before they could comprehend it, another blazing projectile descended toward the Demacian camp on the perfect trajectory to wipe out the few remaining soldiers. Galio threw himself in front of the troops, shielding them, and absorbing the attack with his massive, stone frame.

Galio turned toward the source of the projectile and spotted five tiny humans on the slopes of the neighboring mountain.

“Enemy mages! Let us make violence!” shouted the colossus.

As he bounded up the mountainside, the Noxians focused all their effort into a concentrated funnel of arcane energy that would have melted almost any stone in Valoran. But as the funnel dissipated, the mages saw that the titan remained standing, eyes closed and glowing warmly, as if he was drinking in the offending magic. Then, with an almost youthful enthusiasm, Galio continued up the slopes and squashed the Arcane Fist into the craggy soil.

As the remaining Noxian forces fled, the surviving Demacians erupted with cheers of victory. They were eager to thank the petricite sentinel that had saved their lives, but as quickly as he’d come to life, the fearsome protector had ceased moving, returning to the same pose he’d always held up on his pedestal. Back home, the bizarre tale of the living colossus was told in hushed tones by the few who had survived the Battle of the Greenfangs. But it was always received with silent incredulity, as one would the tales of a madman. Eventually, those who had witnessed the animation of Galio simply stopped talking about it, out of fear their sanity would be questioned. It became mere legend – perhaps an allegory invented in ancient days to help people through hard times.

No one from the four corners of the kingdom would have believed that the colossus continued to see all that transpired around him. Even while immobile, he maintained his consciousness, longing to experience the visceral sensation of battle once again. Punching enemies with giant stone fists was thrilling, but being trapped in a gargantuan stone body, unable to move, was tragic.

Forced to observe in silence, Galio watched the humans pass beneath him, paying him tribute year after year, like a distant, hazy dream. Though he knew very little about them individually, he began to feel as though he knew them as a people. It puzzled him to see them disappear one by one as time rolled on, seemingly replaced by new bodies with new lives of their own.

He wondered where they went when they vanished. Perhaps they were sent away to be mended, as Galio was when he returned from a fight?

After one of the many battles against the barbarians of the Freljord, Galio saw long columns of men carrying what looked like draped cots back into the city. As the procession filed past him, one of the coverings fell away, revealing the still, pallid face of a young soldier. He was a boy Galio had seen before, and the colossus could not understand why someone so bold would choose to be carried on a covered litter around the city. Galio began to realize the sorrowful answer to his question – unlike himself, the people could not be repainted, or have their damage easily repaired. Humans were frail, ephemeral creatures, and he now understood just how much they needed his protection. Fighting had been his passion, but the people were now his purpose.

Since then, Galio has been able to join the fight only a handful of times, sometimes going centuries without moving. Magic is rarer in the world than it once was, and so he remains in his dormant state, observing the world through the murk of his waking dreams. The giant statue’s greatest hope is to be blessed by a magic so powerful that he will never be forced to sleep again.

Only then can Galio truly serve his purpose, to forever stand and fight as Demacia’s constant protector.

104 Comments

RiotRiotJaredan11 votes

Sharjo: in like lightning, posts like thunder.

RiotReav310 votes

Sharjo is everywhere now

Sharjo4 votes

You know it!

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

DarkRitual12 votes

Sharjo (v.): To post about League of Legends lore almost as quickly as it is revealed.

"Did you see the new champion bio?" "Yeah, a day or so ago, some guy Sharjo'd it on the boards like 5 minutes after Riot posted it, before they could even make a post about them unveiling it."

Malicious Metal7 votes

Can we make it so that every time he posts "Thunderstruck"'s riff is played?

TyrekGoldenspear9 votes

Good ol' Sharjo. You're the best.

Edit: oh wow. It's more somber than I thought. I had no idea they would go that route with it.

VoidStaresBack8 votes

That was exactly my reaction "Holy shit this is a lot darker than I thought it would be".

Sharjo9 votes

Colour Story: A Hero Wakes

War was coming, and Galio could do nothing but watch as the Demacian soldiers prepared for it. He couldn’t say how long it had been since he last tasted magic. He’d been carried from the plinth many times before, only to return without getting a chance at life. But even when his body was still, his mind was always stirring.

And it longed to fight.

Galio could just make out the bristling rows of northern barbarians in the distance. Even with his senses dulled in this dreamlike state, he could tell their ranks were sloppy and undisciplined, pacing to and fro in eager anticipation of their Demacian foes. Galio had overheard talk of these wildmen many times, given their recent conquests. The fearful people of the city whispered that the Freljordians left none alive, and mounted the heads of their foes on enormous tusks from strange beasts...

But the barbarians were of no interest to the colossus. His eyes found a bigger prize – a titanic shape, seeming almost as tall as the hills behind it. It moved ominously, heaving like the waves of a troubled sea, waiting to be unleashed.

What is that? thought Galio, hopefully. I hope it fights.

Beneath him, his Demacian comrades marched in precise synchronization, reciting a cadence, chanting away all thoughts but battle. To each other, they sounded confident in their victory, but to Galio, who had heard this song so many times before, their rhythms were less certain, more hesitant.

They are not excited to battle this great beast. I will do it for them!

Galio was filled with the urge to scoop up every one of these men in his arms and tell them it would be fine, that he would spring forth and chase the entire invading army back to its borders. But he couldn’t. His arms, legs, and claws were as cold and inert as the stone he was hewn from. He needed a catalyst, a powerful magical presence of some kind, to awaken from his living dream.

I hope there’s a mage this time, he thought, gazing toward the horizon. Usually there isn’t. I hate it when there isn’t.

His worry grew as he heard the snorts of exhaustion from the oxen pulling him. They numbered several dozen, and still had to be swapped out with fresh replacements every mile. For a brief moment, Galio thought they might all collapse, leaving him in the outer Demacian brambles while the humans had their fun. Then, at last, his cart came to a stop at the edge of the battlefield. He knew there would be no parley, no chance that the savage enemy would surrender. Galio could hear the clatter of his tiny human comrades locking shields, forming a solid wall of steel. But he knew that whatever the barbarians’ enormous beast was, it would surely cut right through the fine Demacian armaments.

The two sides flew at one another, colliding in a flash of limbs and blades. Galio heard swords clashing, and axes meeting shields. Men from both armies were falling to their deaths in the mud. Brave voices that Galio knew well cried like children for their mothers.

The soft heart of the stone giant began to quiver. Yet still he could not break his paralysis.

Suddenly a shock of blinding purple seared through the fray, causing scores of Demacians to drop to their knees. Galio felt it then – that familiar sensation in his fingertips, like the noon sun warming cool alabaster. He could almost wiggle them...

The flash came again, sapping the life from more heroic Demacian soldiers. Galio’s senses came to life with startling acuity, revealing the conflict in gruesome detail. The bodies of men in broken armor were strewn about the field in grotesque contortions. Many barbarians lay slain in pools of their own blood.

And in the distance, behind their lines, their cowardly sorcerer was summoning a crackling orb between his hands, readying his next attack.

There he is. He is the reason I wake, Galio realized, first in gratitude, then in rage. I will squash him first!

But his attention was once again drawn to the monstrous shape in the farthest reaches of the battlefield. Finally, it was coming into focus: A towering behemoth of a creature – covered in thick, matted fur. It struggled against the steel chains that restrained it. Its head thrashed about viciously in an attempt to free itself from the giant blinding cowl that covered its eyes.

Galio smiled. Now that is a foe worthy of my fists.

The barbarians pulled off the behemoth’s covering, revealing a snarling, mangled snout beneath a beady pair of jet-black eyes. Free from its blinders, the creature erupted in a fearsome roar, as if declaring itself ready to ravage everything in sight. The monster’s handlers released a mechanism that let loose the chains, and the behemoth threw itself into the opposing infantry, instantly slaying a dozen Demacians with just one swipe of a saber-like claw.

Galio was horrified. These were men he had guarded since they were children. He wanted to weep for them, as he had seen humans do in mourning. But he was not built for that. He focused on his purpose and the thrill of the fight that awaited. This was a huge, terrible beast, and he couldn’t wait to put his hands on it. He could feel the vitality of life returning to him.

Yes! At last!

The sensation shot through his arms, his head, and all the way to his legs. For the first time in a century, he could move. Across the valley a sound echoed, something not heard in living memory.

It was the sound of a stone giant’s laughter.

Galio leapt into the fray, knocking aside the barbarians’ crudely built siege engines. Friend and foe alike stopped to gape at the stone titan who was now smashing his way through the front lines. Like a living monument, he burst from the press of soldiers and threw himself into the path of the rampaging behemoth. “Hello, great beast,” he rumbled. “Shall I smash you?”

The creature threw its mighty head back and howled, as if in acknowledgment of the challenge. Both titans ran toward one another with earth-shaking force. The behemoth slammed into Galio’s mid-section with its shoulder, and let out a groan of intense pain as it crumpled to the ground clutching its collarbone. Galio stood above it, reluctant to smash a prostrate opponent.

“Come now, no need to feel bad,” said Galio, eagerly motioning with his hand. “That was a good try. Now hit me again.”

The monster slowly pulled itself to its feet and regained the angry glint in its eye. It struck Galio with all its might, its claws raking away a piece of his head. “You broke my crown,” said the colossus, pleasantly surprised, encouraged by the hope of a competitive fight. He struck at the beast with the bottom of his hand, swinging it down like a club with every ounce of his stone frame. The petricite fist collided with the behemoth’s flesh, and the surrounding field rang out with the cracking of gigantic bones.

The monster staggered, screaming and swinging blindly, but connecting with nothing.

Galio grabbed the giant beast around the waist in his monolithic arms and wrenched its torso, trying to break its spine. But the behemoth twisted out of his grip, and began to circle him warily before backing away.

“Wait! Our battle must be resolved!” bellowed the colossus. He started to lumber after the beast, hoping it would reconsider its decision to flee.

But the faint cries of his Demacian brethren carried to him on the wind. Without realizing, Galio had followed the monster for hundreds of feet, straying from the heart of the battle. He wanted to fight the creature, but his human comrades needed him.

As the abomination limped away into the distance, Galio gave it one last wistful gaze. “Farewell, great beast.”

He turned and thundered back to his comrades. More than half of them were lying on the ground in agony, tortured by unseen coils of power. He knew at once it was the same magic that kept him living.

The stone titan saw the terror in the soldiers’ faces, before turning to the malevolent sorcerer once more. Galio knew what he must do, and what the consequences would be.

He leapt high in the air and then came crashing down onto the mage, interrupting his vile incantation, and squashing the barbarian into the loam. The remaining invaders were routed, dropping their arms in terror and fleeing in all directions.

As the sorcerer’s magic faded, Galio felt conflicted. The animating force was draining from his body. He’d saved countless lives, but he was being dragged back to slumber.

He didn’t understand why he had no magic of his own, like all living things must have. Why had he been made this way? Had that even been his creator’s intention? As he felt the cold embrace of his dormancy returning, he took comfort that life itself was magical, and if Galio only experienced it briefly, it was worth it.

Until the final day. Until he would come to break the world’s last mage in his unyielding fists, and the stone sentinel of Demacia would awaken no more.

TyrekGoldenspear20 votes

This is really good.

Makes Galio's joyous VO more somber than you think at first glance.

He acts this way because he truly treasures life, and wants nothing more than to protect the people that he watches while inert. What really geta me is that he is still conscious the entire time he is a statue.

So getting to stretch your legs would naturally make you pretty joyful.

Sharjo3 votes

I got a great chuckle when he said "Hello, great beast, shall I smash you?", and then came right back down by the end when Galio's basically lamenting about his eventual death.

Galio, like this, is really engaging to me. Full of life whenever he can be, and not really able to understand what humans are like, but he gets things enough to enjoy himself for the brief moments he can, while also effectively being trapped in his own body. There is tradgedy there evn if Galio himself isn't gonna let it get him down.

TyrekGoldenspear3 votes

Well as a faithful Demacian fan, I welcome Galio warmly into the ranks.

Sharjo5 votes

Ditto. Would gladly fight and die beneath Galio's shadow for the glory of Demacia.

#Demacia4Life

Malicious Metal3 votes

Please, we all know the Shadow Isles got all the style.

RiotRiotJaredan14 votes

Glad you enjoyed it! John 'O'Dyin' O'Bryan was the principal Narrative writer from ChampUp on Galio.

Little known fact: He's a thoroughly cool fellow to hang out with. He literally asked me to say that.

Moonboy651 votes

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Glad you enjoyed it! John 'O'Dyin' O'Bryan was the principal Narrative writer from ChampUp on Galio.

Little known fact: He's a thoroughly cool fellow to hang out with. He literally asked me to say that.

speaking of Galio, do you know who is getting a new lore/bio for the Demacia event?

RiotRiotJaredan9 votes

What is this 'Demacia event' that you speak of?

Moonboy651 votes

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What is this 'Demacia event' that you speak of?

well, there's supposed to be a Demacia lore event coming soon like Zaun and Piltover, that's what i mean, I want to know who's getting their bio/lore updated for Demacia [slayer-jinx-unamused]

50000000000000007 votes

That was never confirmed. An icon was shipped to PBE once, and then got removed. That said, we weren't born yesterday and we all know it's coming. He's just playing with you XD

RiotRiotJaredan11 votes

I do have a habit of doing that. But I'm not this time. Though maybe I am...

Spideraxe8 votes

Are you playing with us now? If so I'm waiting in queue already

RiotReav312 votes

Don't you mean "John "JohnO'Dyin" O'Bryan"

RiotRiotJaredan12 votes

Yeah, I typed that out, then felt a need to slap myself. Though mainly because it brought forth a mental image of his current bushy beard of manliness and I froze in fear for a few minutes.

RiotRiotJaredan8 votes

Damn, I really leaned into the alliteration there.

DarkRitual2 votes

So you froze in fear for about half a Morgana Binding?

Grimm Howl7 votes

I'm so hyped! Wonder how everyone who complained that he's to much of a douchey superhero troupe "Bro" will respond to this lovely bombshell?

Recuro6 votes

He's still a superhero bro character, no amount of backstory will change that. If his lore says otherwise that doesn't change what his personality is. His voiceover is jolly guy who smashes things whether or not his lore says otherwise.

You can say he has internal struggles, and that's a good thing, but he's still a completely different character. You can justify his new personality, but it's still a new personality.

Also people shouldn't have to dig through his lore to find any resemblance to old Galio. His lore might have similarities to old Galio but nothing in game does, and that matters. Not everyone reads the lore anyway so those people will still think he's just a jolly smashy guy.

EDIT: After reading this I think this does fit old Galio, but as good as this is it doesn't match him in game. His voiceover sounds like the first time he woke up and just wanted to fight. If his VO reflected the end of this story when he simply wants to live and protect them it would be good, but it mostly just talks about smashing stuff. Lore is good, but his personality in game still sucks.

Mogarl8 votes

In most cases people that Really care about the character of a champion are probably also the people that read the lore or can be convinced to read the lore. Everyone else I would expect probably cares more about the way the champion speaks, and if it matches their gameplay. The tone of Galio's VO fit's his updated gameplay wonderfully. If they added a bunch of VO where he sounds all depressed or overly mellow it will clash with the feeling using his kit generates. The majority of almost any given characters VO is going to be focusing on their more combative side. Exceptions to this are champions with no major offensive properties Ivern, Braum, Janna, and such.

Teridax681 votes

That raises the question as to why his kit was changed to be a brawler in the first place, though. Among Galio's most defining features was that he was comfortable hanging around in the back line, as he had a lot of poke and ally utility to operate from there, and only stepped into a fight if he could trap a lot of enemies in his ult. That's what made him part-warden, part-battle mage. Now, his kit mostly encourages him to dive the enemy non-stop and knock them up all the time, and basically play like either a diver or a vanguard, neither of which relate to his old self. The fact that his VO had to adapt to that and make him come off as a giant brute shows that the direction chosen for him went slightly wrong along the way.

Also, this isn't to say that old Galio was perfect and didn't need to change. Old Galio is boring and dysfunctional, but his attitude and approach to combat were unique. In an era where champions like Taric, Yorick and Warwick, who all started out with terrible kits and shallow identities, were brought to modern standards of design while having a large part of their old self preserved, I don't think it would have been impossible to give Galio the same treatment. Instead, this feels much like Karma's VGU, where the champion started out unique yet unhealthy, and ended up becoming more functional, yet also more generic for it.

Mogarl3 votes

Everyone said "Don't remove his ult it's super important". Well they kept most of it. the cost of having that taunt though is that it has to be functional without flash. That said the only things he lost from his old kit was sustain and a movespeed boost. There was no way to make a healthy useful kit where they build tank to get damage, have range and taunt. Gameplay wise the changes were excellent for the problems he had.

Placentas6 votes

GALIO 2017

He is so delightful.

"He wondered where they went when they vanished. Perhaps they were sent away to be mended, as Galio was when he returned from a fight?" Aw. I find this and when he finds out people die to be so sad. It really makes me appreciate that Poppy and Galio have some type of relationship even if we haven't seen it yet, but it's hinted at in the voice over. Even if its just her talking to herself by while he slumbers but he listens and cheers her on in silence.

I really like that he's existential and has grown to love protecting people, but also that he has grown to love and appreciate individual people who come in contact with him.

I feel like Lux is going to somehow permanently wake Galio up at some point or is at least the catalyst for him being awakened.

Galio Need that new Galio icon.

Galiö4 votes

I really like that he's existential and has grown to love protecting people, but also that he has grown to love and appreciate individual people who come in contact with him.

Not as much as he loves 'violence' punching and abandoning those he wants to protect to chase down an enemy... What a 'defender'

GreenLore5 votes

If he had killed the mage first,he would have deactivated and the beast would have torn the soldiers apart,they had no chance of fighting something that is comparable to Galio in terms of size.

Sure he did loose the focus a bit when he fought it,but without him everyone would have died horribly.

Teridax682 votes

And yet, the first thought that came to his mind was to kill the mage before anyone else, before his attention immediately got pulled away to the big monster thing. After all these years, you'd think Galio would have learned to prioritize better, especially since he's also been exposed to Demacian military tactics over the centuries. It also makes little sense for a champion who's spent so much time observing everything to end up losing focus, and narrowing their attention to just one enemy without realizing how far they've gone.

Wrathof3002 votes

Legitimate question, when was Galio portrayed as 'wise' in the old lore, all he was remembered for, was the fact that he had to watch his creator be slain before his very eyes.

He is only ever exposed to 2 instances in his life piece time and war time, where he is either left in the middle of the city to watch everyone live their lives or able to fight alongside his fellow demacians. Which of the 2 sounds more fun to you... He has a lot personality old Galio lacked, where he was so furious he wanted to kill the mage immediately, so enraged he forgot that the mage was the source of his animation, he says that he would have cried if he were able to, and even says that fighting with is his passion and ends his bio, lamenting the day when he would theoretically be no more.

So how exactly is he a meathead, he certainly is not the brightest, but he is no Olaf (who despite actually being a meathead has an amazing lore), as well what other meatheads with 'updated lore' are there?

Teridax684 votes

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Legitimate question, when was Galio portrayed as 'wise' in the old lore, all he was remembered for, was the fact that he had to watch his creator be slain before his very eyes.

Many of his quotes refer a much more tactical aspect to him, e.g. "Preemptive strike", "On the approach", "Remain alert", etc., but I think the best example of his old personality was this passage from his League judgment:

"Galio wears a face as though he is lost in concentration. One may mistake this look to mean the great beast is dumbfounded. His facial features, especially his massive jaw with the exaggerated underbite, give the massive gargoyle the look of a simpleton. This look is intentionally deceptive, magically crafted to lull an opponent into thinking that Galio is mentally slow. The reality of the situation is that he is intently studying what lies before him."

Galio was a creature that looked like dumb muscle, but was an observer and a tactician, as befitted someone who spent a very long time surveying his environment from above. Now he doesn't just look the part, which is sad considering the amount of dumb statue stereotypes we already have in fiction.

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He is only ever exposed to 2 instances in his life piece time and war time, where he is either left in the middle of the city to watch everyone live their lives or able to fight alongside his fellow demacians. Which of the 2 sounds more fun to you...

I personally don't consider killing people and watching my friends die as "fun", but even if combat is more exciting to Galio, he should have spent enough time waiting and thinking for himself to not be reckless. Uatu the Watcher doesn't go around punching villains in the face just because he knows they're plotting something evil, for example.

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He has a lot personality old Galio lacked, where he was so furious he wanted to kill the mage immediately, so enraged he forgot that the mage was the source of his animation, he says that he would have cried if he were able to, and even says that fighting with is his passion and ends his bio, lamenting the day when he would theoretically be no more.

Okay, but the only reason he has "more personality" now is because he has a greater volume of writing dedicated to him. If you scratch past the surface, Galio's in-game personality, and even his personality in his story, isn't all that coherent with his backstory, and it's not particularly novel to see a big punchy guy get carried away in his battle frenzy when we've seen similar things happen with Sion, Zac and Warwick. Old Galio had an interesting character but was heavily underdeveloped; new Galio has more polished, but his personality as implemented is fairly shallow and derivative.

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So how exactly is he a meathead, he certainly is not the brightest, but he is no Olaf (who despite actually being a meathead has an amazing lore), as well what other meatheads with 'updated lore' are there?

"Certainly not the brightest" already shows that he's not that smart, when previously he was smart. The fact that he repeatedly states how much he enjoys violence and squishing also does not demonstrate exceptional intelligence, nor does his poor and volatile judgment on the battlefield. All of these are antithetical to the tone of old Galio, who was tactical, patient and observant. His story has many similarities to Sion's (a literal meathead), and his in-game personality is almost identical to Zac's and Vi's (both in-game meatheads, even if Zac's backstory gives him a more existential touch... just like Galio).

Galiö2 votes

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Many of his quotes refer a much more tactical aspect to him, e.g. "Preemptive strike", "On the approach", "Remain alert", etc., but I think the best example of his old personality was this passage from his League judgment:

"Galio wears a face as though he is lost in concentration. One may mistake this look to mean the great beast is dumbfounded. His facial features, especially his massive jaw with the exaggerated underbite, give the massive gargoyle the look of a simpleton. This look is intentionally deceptive, magically crafted to lull an opponent into thinking that Galio is mentally slow. The reality of the situation is that he is intently studying what lies before him."

Galio was a creature that looked like dumb muscle, but was an observer and a tactician, as befitted someone who spent a very long time surveying his environment from above. Now he doesn't just look the part, which is sad considering the amount of dumb statue stereotypes we already have in fiction.

I personally don't consider killing people and watching my friends die as "fun", but even if combat is more exciting to Galio, he should have spent enough time waiting and thinking for himself to not be reckless. Uatu the Watcher doesn't go around punching villains in the face just because he knows they're plotting something evil, for example.

Okay, but the only reason he has "more personality" now is because he has a greater volume of writing dedicated to him. If you scratch past the surface, Galio's in-game personality, and even his personality in his story, isn't all that coherent with his backstory, and it's not particularly novel to see a big punchy guy get carried away in his battle frenzy when we've seen similar things happen with Sion, Zac and Warwick. Old Galio had an interesting character but was heavily underdeveloped; new Galio has more polished, but his personality as implemented is fairly shallow and derivative.

"Certainly not the brightest" already shows that he's not that smart, when previously he was smart. The fact that he repeatedly states how much he enjoys violence and squishing also does not demonstrate exceptional intelligence, nor does his poor and volatile judgment on the battlefield. All of these are antithetical to the tone of old Galio, who was tactical, patient and observant. His story has many similarities to Sion's (a literal meathead), and his in-game personality is almost identical to Zac's and Vi's (both in-game meatheads, even if Zac's backstory gives him a more existential touch... just like Galio).

This is beautiful. Thank you.

Wrathof3002 votes

You are calling champions meatheads because of outdated VOs, and looking past a lot if their lore where they are shown as distinct persons. Sion even, he is a zombie with little to no conscious, revived for the purpose of war, not a meathead.

Warwick who you called 'battle frenzy' could quite easily be referred to as tactical, in the way in which he hunts his prey. Because being tactical and analytical is not a personality, it is a characteristic/trait. It would have been lovely to read about how Galio came to life and in a fell swoop separated their vanguard from the rest if the army and with a gust if wing isolated their back line, then swiftly tackled the beast at an upward angle, taking it down in one blow and finally after he dealt with the entire army he confronted the mage... But how do you develop this character, he is literally already at his peak, there is no room to improve on his mindset, his personality. In fact this would be ludicrous to read about a statue that has likely only interacted physically with anything few times before to display this attitude, every passes by Galio like a blur, he isn't sitting there learn/analyzing battle formations or strategies, he his contemplating his chances at coming across a mage, contemplating about his demise, contemplating how different he is from those he protects. A future event could quite easily show off Galio's knowledge of battle tactics and strategies, in a more serious setting. The fact is, that Galio has only been exposed to being inanimate and being at war, he even says in game "So... What do you people do when you're not fighting". The Galio on the battle field is a different Galio from when he is not, thus his VO can only express when he is on the battle field. In fact the old Galio was only ever inanimate at one point in his story unlike the new one which phazes in and out if inanimation, the old Galio was not tactical because he chose to analyze his surrounds while in stone he was analytical simple because it was a trait Riot assumed a gargoyle would have. Not just because you are forced to sit and observe your surroundings means you will be the most level-headed person.

I never referred to Galio's choice of actions as intelligent, I referred to them as have a personality behind them. At least I know what flaws make up Galio as a magic nullifying colossus. Just to put it in, in a war of course there will be violence, and Galio's use of the word is very attribute to a slang for battle, unlike where you make it sound as though he is going around gleefully stomping on every enemy he sees.

So, yes Galio is not the boring gargoyle that sits analyzing his foes, if you wish for a champion to do so, I would recommend you place your bets on the Swain rework, he is likely to be changed along the lines of old Galio in the sense of analyzing the battle field. Obviously you are more concerned with which that champion starts off as opposed to who they can become.

Teridax683 votes

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You are calling champions meatheads because of outdated VOs, and looking past a lot if their lore where they are shown as distinct persons. Sion even, he is a zombie with little to no conscious, revived for the purpose of war, not a meathead.

Vi and Zac are among the game's more recent champions and are absolutely not outdated, and Sion certainly isn't either. The circumstances of his stupidity do not matter, because the end result is still that he's a battle-hungry hunk of dumb muscle.

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Warwick who you called 'battle frenzy' could quite easily be referred to as tactical, in the way in which he hunts his prey. Because being tactical and analytical is not a personality, it is a characteristic/trait.

Warwick's story literally describes him losing control of himself in first-person narrative. I don't think that's tactical in any respect. You also draw a false dichotomy that has no relevance to the matter at hand. Personality or trait, the new Galio is neither tactical nor analytical, whereas he was before.

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But how do you develop this character, he is literally already at his peak, there is no room to improve on his mindset, his personality.

Ivern says hello. Also, there was plenty to develop on: if his failure to protect Durand had remained in his new story (and I have no idea why that was cut), him accepting the past and moving on from his grief would've been interesting. On top of that, the entire tension to his character was that he was an observer and a guardian, but could not protect everyone he cared about, and was doomed to see everyone he loved die. Some of it has carried onto the new Galio, but far too little.

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every passes by Galio like a blur, he isn't sitting there learn/analyzing battle formations or strategies, he his contemplating his chances at coming across a mage, contemplating about his demise, contemplating how different he is from those he protects.

First off, time doesn't pass by him "like a blur", this is a conjecture you're making that's contradicted by the pace at which Galio acts, fights and thinks in the story, to the point of being more impatient and quicker to change focus than the average human. All of this contemplating you're suggesting also doesn't appear to have an impact on his personality in the story, as he doesn't contemplate or even really think when the narrative switches to him.

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A future event could quite easily show off Galio's knowledge of battle tactics and strategies, in a more serious setting.

It could... but it didn't. This is supposed to be Galio's foundational story, intended to appeal both to players new and old, several of which would know of his old identity. His fight scene here showed no knowledge of battle tactics and strategies whatsoever, and there's nothing to suggest he'll display that in the future either.

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The fact is, that Galio has only been exposed to being inanimate and being at war, he even says in game

Inanimate, but still conscious. That's the entire point of his bio: he can only move once every so often, but in-between he has all the time in the world to observe the people around him, and learn from them. He even discovers the concept of death like that. None of this is reflected upon his personality when the story shifts to his point of view, however. He hasn't learned anything from the well-organized Demacian military, nor does he think much about what he's doing, in spite of the lives at stake. That's not consistent.

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the old Galio was not tactical because he chose to analyze his surrounds while in stone he was analytical simple because it was a trait Riot assumed a gargoyle would have. Not just because you are forced to sit and observe your surroundings means you will be the most level-headed person.

Okay, but making a gargoyle a tactical observer isn't something that has been done before, despite making a lot of sense. Meanwhile, just take a look at the Gargoyles TV series, and you have a bunch of characters exactly like new Galio. Even in Galio's new bio, part of him is written to be an observer, but it completely fails to mesh with the rest of his character.

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I never referred to Galio's choice of actions as intelligent, I referred to them as have a personality behind them. At least I know what flaws make up Galio as a magic nullifying colossus. Just to put it in, in a war of course there will be violence, and Galio's use of the word is very attribute to a slang for battle, unlike where you make it sound as though he is going around gleefully stomping on every enemy he sees.

There are multiple quotes, including in the story, where Galio shows enthusiasm in squishing things. This is also after he has supposedly learned what it means to die. You can say all you want that his unintelligent actions have "personality", but it's personality we've seen many times before already in League, that we didn't need to see again on a character that already had a fresh take on combat.

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So, yes Galio is not the boring gargoyle that sits analyzing his foes, if you wish for a champion to do so, I would recommend you place your bets on the Swain rework, he is likely to be changed along the lines of old Galio in the sense of analyzing the battle field.

But why should I want another champion to be Galio when Galio could be Galio? His kit may have been boring and his personality underdeveloped, but his personality itself wasn't "a boring gargoyle", though perhaps no personality is interesting to you unless the character shows a childlike enthusiasm for throwing themselves into combat and killing people.

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Obviously you are more concerned with which that champion starts off as opposed to who they can become.

Not at all. I absolutely see the value in revamping a character's personality when it's not interesting, as was the case with Sion, who was a walking Schwarzenegger joke, or Yorick, who was a stereotypical Shadow Isles guy with no motive other than killing stuff, but I don't agree to giving a champion a totally new personality, especially one that is neither interesting nor original, when their original one had a ton of potential. Galio may have had dysfunctional gameplay and not much lore work done for him, but he at least had the seed of an interesting character, and his rework threw that away in exchange for something much more generic.

GreenLore4 votes

The thing is that while he is observing all the time,he is also extremely eager to finally get into action.

And like I said,he did make the right choice by prioritizing the beast first.

Teridax681 votes

You can have a champion who's eager to get into the action, even impatient, and still be tactical about it. Galio has had literally years, perhaps even centuries, to think about his next fight, and the moment he's in he suddenly forgets that killing the mage first will immediately put him to sleep. The only reason he focused his attention away was because he finally realized there was a big monster in front of him, and it caught his eye enough for him to want to fight that instead. You can't really pretend that Galio is this tactical, experienced sentinel when practically everything about his VO and in-story personality points to him being a big smashy kid.

GreenLore6 votes

Well he was made to fight magic,so it makes sense that he feels the urge to fight the mage.

Also keep in mind that there is likely no one who tries to educate Galio and that there are sometimes decades between his fights,which means that he just sits around and watches the townspeople do their stuff.

The very idea that just because a being is very old,it must be very wise is flawed,as its impossible to tell how this other being thinks and what such a long time does to your personality. I mean Galios entire sense of time is likely a completely different one than that of a human,after all he is so incredibly old,that minutes most likely mean nothing to him.

Teridax682 votes

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Well he was made to fight magic,so it makes sense that he feels the urge to fight the mage.

Yes, but even so, there is a difference between an instinctive urge and a conscious thought. In expressing his desire to squish the mage first, Galio experienced the latter. To take another analogy, when an alcoholic is presented with a drink, they may feel a strong urge to take it, but their literal thought process isn't going to be "I need this, alcohol is necessary to me, I absolutely feel the need to consume this drink in front of me right this instant."

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Also keep in mind that there is likely no one who tries to educate Galio and that there are sometimes decades between his fights,which means that he just sits around and watches the townspeople do their stuff.

Exactly, that should be time for him to analyze those people, which he clearly did, and ponder about the place he's in, his existence, what he's meant to do, etc. The story mentions that Galio discovered for himself what it meant to die, and that could've been a profoundly deep moment if he didn't turn into a palooka the moment he woke up.

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The very idea that just because a being is very old,it must be very wise is flawed,as its impossible to tell how this other being thinks and what such a long time does to your personality.

This is completely irrelevant to the discussion. Sure, not every old person is wise, but you have one part of the story very clearly trying to convey that Galio is observing and learning, and then all of that gets completely ignored once combat starts and the guy turns into the fighting equivalent of a puppy chasing cars. In either case, this is not what Galio was, and whereas his own wisdom from observation made sense, his current lack of wisdom from doing the same does not.

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I mean Galios entire sense of time is likely a completely different one than that of a human,after all he is so incredibly old,that minutes most likely mean nothing to him.

You're going into conjecture here, and are contradicting the stories that were just posted, which show that Galio can at the very least fight in real-time, and experience enough impatience for a few seconds of passive observation to feel almost unbearable. It is clear in those stories that he does experience the passage of time, and while one part of his bio suggests that he's grown from it somewhat, that does not reflect at all upon his personality when he wakes up and starts talking.

Moonboy653 votes

still waiting on the other champions for the lore update... PLS GIVE MY GIRL Sona SOME LOVE

Oleandervine3 votes

It's great! It tugs at the heartstrings a bit too!

XIII Vanitas1 votes

The real question is: was Durand aware of the fact that Galio would become sentient if exposed to high amounts of magic or was he just an asshole?

RiotReav36 votes

He was unaware

WarWork4 votes

why doesn't he like oxen lol

XIII Vanitas4 votes

Why doesn't he like practicality? lol

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