Time to Move on Our Love of Lore to Something Else
It's time to take a step forward; take a step forward to the game with superior lore. A game where the game has more meaning than league of legends does after the retcon. This game may not have the perfect deus ex machina that the old league had, but the lore certainly makes more sense in this game, even though creativity has gone in the way of lore in some places, unlike league where there are no reasons. It's time to move on to... Drum Role Please!
Adventure Time Battle Party! (League of Legends 2.0)
With out of game character development, more sense as to what is going on, and great stories brought out between these characters out of game, I can assure you that the lore of this game is far superior to what we have loved for many seasons. Join me, and maybe we can move on from these dark times!
Edit: In case of the downvotes being due to people thinking I'm serious, I will say that I am not, and this is a joke. However, many of the points stated are valid.