Lore facts that sound like bullshit but are actually 100% true

Reiizm·3/1/2019, 5:21:27 PM·83 votes·31,913 views

I'll start: Varus is two-thirds gay man.

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is a virgin.

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Nasus went to college.

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Gnar is the only known champion to break out of True Ice.

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Ivern was actually an extremely cruel and bloodthirsty warlord.

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He is bigger than entire galaxies, he can create stars, he is more powerful than we can imagine. He's Zoe's puppy

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woke up one day and found out she's royalty

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Is not gay

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Paraphrasing one of our engineers:

Rammus once inspired a man to become a goat farmer.

Also, he once said something other than "OK" - he said "Hmm".

Sivir once called Cassionpeia a "Noxian bitch". Spicy.

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is the one Voidborn who isn't evil, just Leagues version of Curious George

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Falrein3/1/2019, 5:39:01 PM72 votes

Evelynn is a virgin.

RiotBioluminescence3/1/2019, 6:00:11 PM72 votes

Nasus went to college.

RiotSkiptoMyLuo3/1/2019, 6:30:08 PM49 votes

Gnar is the only known champion to break out of True Ice.

Spideraxe3/1/2019, 5:26:31 PM44 votes

Sejuani's dad is a furry

Tobykachu3/1/2019, 5:27:05 PM41 votes

Ivern was actually an extremely cruel and bloodthirsty warlord.

Around999People3/1/2019, 5:26:31 PM39 votes

AurelionSol

He is bigger than entire galaxies, he can create stars, he is more powerful than we can imagine. He's Zoe's puppy

Camille Ferrøs3/1/2019, 5:29:27 PM34 votes

A tiny little girl survived underground with void monsters.

RiotBioluminescence3/1/2019, 6:37:12 PM32 votes

Paraphrasing one of our engineers:

Rammus once inspired a man to become a goat farmer.
Also, he once said something other than "OK" - he said "Hmm".
Sivir once called Cassionpeia a "Noxian bitch". Spicy.

Infernape3/1/2019, 5:53:36 PM27 votes

Taric Is not gay

Gamecube55003/1/2019, 6:16:40 PM27 votes

Sivir woke up one day and found out she's royalty

Stars Shaper3/1/2019, 6:05:47 PM23 votes

Jayce hears songs coming from his hammer.

Terozu3/1/2019, 6:31:39 PM20 votes

Kalista, Sivir, Taliyah, Ashe, Sejuani, Cassieopeia and Katarina are all technically with a little stretching, princesses.

Bardmageddon3/1/2019, 5:58:43 PM19 votes

Lissandra is blind

Gamecube55003/1/2019, 6:14:32 PM18 votes

KogMaw is the one Voidborn who isn't evil, just Leagues version of Curious George

Chembaron Yamada3/1/2019, 6:43:01 PM17 votes

DrMundo thinks it's a doctors job to torture people to death.

Rammus has an own cult worshipping him by rolling as a herd through the streets of Shurima.

Xayah Does not lay eggs, but every other champion does. (STOP ASKING)

Warlord Dienekes3/1/2019, 6:29:17 PM14 votes

KogMaw 's lore is all about consuming things, despite that being Cho'gath's shtick in game, and all Kog'maw actually does is vomit. The lore does not mention Kog'maw's vomit even once.

NotaRobot10063/1/2019, 6:45:14 PM14 votes

They put a knife in Sion 's brain and it made him smarter.

DerMangoJoghurt3/1/2019, 6:31:58 PM13 votes

Bard is on the same level, if not more powerful, than AurelionSol

Eternal Torment3/1/2019, 6:09:30 PM13 votes

Zoe used to be a HERETIC before she became an aspect.

Which also means

Diana This heretic isn't the last of her kind after all.

Galiö3/1/2019, 6:49:03 PM13 votes

Galio only found out he had a tail cause his butt was super itchy and the first thing he did when he was animated was scratch his butt and found that tail.

BoringLittleF3/1/2019, 6:06:07 PM12 votes

The most feared and merciless killer in Runeterra is a hamster.

SkyblazeHydraX33/1/2019, 9:47:56 PM12 votes

Ascension includes getting designer genitals of your choice.

Not even kidding.

Gamecube55003/1/2019, 8:28:46 PM12 votes

Gangplank Died so hard in lore, he was "pronounced dead" in the game and not summonable by any player

YDy2ZkRq023/1/2019, 6:49:34 PM11 votes

Vladimir succed a very big furry

A little girl who likes to see buttlerflies flying is one of the most powerful beings in the universe. She also got her powers kicking a ball.

Swain the Grand General of one of the biggest military forces of Runeterra lost his arm to an edgy 14 years old girl.

dontspinbutwin3/1/2019, 11:21:26 PM11 votes

Illaoi brang back gangplank from the brink of death, beat him up, then revived his will to live

Trundle is actually super smart, and one of the weaker members of the trolls. He became troll king by outwitting the other trolls. He also stole a club of true ice, and tricked lissandra into sparing his life

Olaf seeks to fight because his death was foretold as a peaceful one, which was an insult to him.

Olaf took out sejuani's army, then was tied in strength will sejuani. He then joined her army.

Kled thinks lux is "dope".

Pyke died, but then was brought back to life. He doesn't know how, nor does he question it.

Heccrim was once a swordsman.

Jax fights with a lamp because he couldn't be beat. He uses the lamp as an immense handicap. He wouldn't be permitted into the league with an actual weapon, as he was unbeatable.

Taliyah awakened her powers by saving a goat.

Despite all the death Ekko's seen, his parents are still alive, and love ekko ( yet don't know about his time travel).

Darius and draven were orphans who grew up on the streets. They were admitted into the army once draven tried to assassinate the general for fun.

Riven didn't mean to kill yasuo's master. She pleaded for the master to help her break her blade. He succeeded, but the wind magic that was trapped inside killed the master.

Mexico is canon in runeterra (kled's tacos).

A Superb Villain3/1/2019, 8:26:48 PM10 votes

Veigar is a legitimate threat to good and evil entities.

King Braum3/1/2019, 11:26:06 PM10 votes

Yasuo was once accused of a murder because wind was involved.

Strawberry Bird3/1/2019, 6:14:11 PM9 votes

Nami's bracelet once saved her life.

Karunamon3/2/2019, 5:05:39 AM9 votes

Ornn is basically a kind, but grumpy old man at heart who just wants people to get off his ~~lawn~~ forge

ModJikker3/1/2019, 9:12:53 PM7 votes

Warwick is a killer who kills killers