Is Tristana growing up right in front of our eyes?
I was looking at the splash for the new Tristana skin and I was like... "she has breasts? Since when?" Turns out, since never.
Latest Tristana skin has breasts. Rocket Girl Tristana... probably doesn't have breasts, but her mom took her to the store to buy a bra because all her friends were wearing them.
I'm just saying, there's a chronological progression when you look at her splash art. Our little Yordle is growing up.
Next skin, she'll be pregnant with Teemo's baby. Next skin, she'll have really let herself go. Next skin, she'll be going through a complicated legal battle with Teemo over custody. Next skin, she'll have put herself back together and be back on the dating market, trying to look younger by wearing entirely too much makeup.