An Attempt at Explaining Yordles. Bear with me.
Right so Kled’s lore came out, and we were all like “sodding hell what’s even happening with yordles?!” But it’s been a couple of weeks, things are a tad calmer and now is the time to analyze what we have learned, but Kled’s not the only champion to look at here, since we also have Poppy and even Tahm Kench to look at and extrapolate from when considering where yordles fit in the lore now. So now I’m going to take a shot at explaining, based on the limited information we have, how I’ve come to understand how yordles work.
Oh god if there was ever a time where I worried about screwing up the lore while trying to figure it, this is the time! Well let’s give it a crack regardless. Mandatory "THIS IS SPECULATION ON MY PART BASED ON NEW AND EXISTING LORE" disclaimer here.
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So first off, Yordles are ageless, but they aren’t spirits. They’re living beings of flesh and blood. They’re difficult to come by, but that’s not because they’re incorporeal beings like Bard, Kindred and Tahm Kench, but because they are a magical people who are difficult for humans to perceive.
Yordles aren’t easily visible to humans at a first glance, by which I mean if you tried to find one you’d probably never do so without magic to help you. Humans have problems in perceiving yordles fully, and as such it’s often down to the yordle to make themselves known, by way of them manifesting in a visible way. Yordles are drawn to human cultures and societies (why? We dunno yet), and can manifest themselves in such a way as to embody the ideals of said culture. The most evident examples we have of this are Kled and Poppy, and this is what makes yordles appear for humans, but magic makes things a tad tricky here. A human’s own personal perception comes in to play here, not only from a magical stand point where by humans with magic can see yordles more easily, but also because a person’s own ideology affects how they see the yordle. Let’s look at Kled’s lore as an example:
In the colour text that came with Kled’s lore, he confronts a battalion of Noxian soldiers who’re tresspassin’ and shit. The one who directly talks to Kled and Skaarl describes them as an old man and a pony. This is that perception thing coming in to play; this soldier is seeing Kled, but not for what he truly is; his ideas about the concepts Kled embodies differ to Kled’s own, leading to a flawed perception on the soldier's part. I’d wager a guess that the Noxian thought that the things that our redneck yordle liked are concepts that are old, outdated and a detriment to the empire as a whole. Because of this he sees Kled as just that; old and annoying. Nothing really to concern himself about. If a Noxian like Sion or Riven, who embody the concepts Kled really likes, saw him they’d see a being much closer to what we see; his actual appearance, but even then those two wouldn’t see Kled the same way as each other, or even 100% correctly.
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Let’s also take a look at two instances of Poppy being perceived by humans. Firstly from her colour text, towards the end a young girl points Poppy out as being the hero depicted in a statue dedicated to a monster slayer. This is actually true; she was the slayer, but no one recalled what the hero looked like, and as such they made a statue of an idealized Demacian hero. The girl’s father then essentially says “Nah she’s too short” and they move on. So here we see multiple instances of people not perceiving Poppy as what she truly is, and also not even seeing her as a yordle, considering that the father, and everyone else around, agreed that Poppy looked enough like the statue to be understandably mixed up by the girl, but they didn’t seem to be the least bit concerned that the statue depicted a HUMAN and the girl pointed out a YORDLE, considering that the entirety of the town's populace would have never seen a yordle in their entire lives.
This also seems to occur more subversively in her comic “A Hero’s Calling”. In it she walks in to town with no worries, walking among the people. As I've said, yordles are hard to perceive for humans, so the likelihood is that most people will never have seen a yordle in the flesh before. Despite this the ENTIRE TOWN basically ignores a live yordle right before their very eyes, even before the chaos sets in. Later she’s seen observing the action, and despite being armed no one calls for her to stand and fight. The only time anyone’s seen reacting to her is when the knight asks for a weapon and Poppy tosses him the Hammer of Orlon. After that we see children looking upon her as she leaves, enamored by her appearance, but do they see a yordle, or something else?
I want to reiterate this for emphasis: multiple times, dozens of Demacians completely ignored the fact that Poppy was a yordle despite probably having never seen a yordle in their lives. When she appeared before Orlon this didn’t happen; he was immediately was taken aback because he’d never seen a yordle before, and coulld see that she was one. For those common Demacians they didn’t see her properly because of their perception. They didn’t see the heroic yordle, they instead saw whatever kind of person they imagined as symbolic of the ideals that Poppy holds dear. Meanwhile Orlon saw her pretty much in her entirety because the ideals she embody are ideals that Orlon effectively inspired, so he sees her for what she truly is since she’s a yordle cut from the same cloth as him. The difference comes down to an individual's views and values.
So to summarise that section, yordles are very much physical beings, but how people see them depends on one: their own magic and two: how they view the concepts that yordle embodies.
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So yeah that’s all fine and dandy but what about Bandle City? What about yordle society and culture? Well you see yordles can manifest around specific ideals and philosophies, but they don’t have too. Like I said the reasons why yordles are drawn to human cultures isn’t clear, though given Poppy’s admiration of Orlon and his soldiers doing such amazing things without magic, and Kled’s ideology about the “Noxian Dream” so to speak, it seems very much like them wanting to become a part of something that they themselves have come to like and identify with, though that’s more my speculation. Yordles have their own culture, their own society, and their own city: Bandle City. But where is it?
Well the question’s probably irrelevant to most because it’s inaccessible to just about everyone unless you’ve got a few magic tricks up your sleeves. Like yordles, Bandle City, and likely anywhere claimed by yordles, is hard to perceive for humans, even harder than before because this shit wouldn’t be embodied around anything except yordle ideology and culture. The where isn’t important here, but how it exists is, so I’m gonna use Harry Potter as an example to explain how I’ve come to understand it.
Gonna restate for emphasis too: how I’ve come to understand it. I could be totally wrong. Like the title says, bear with me.
So you know Platform Nine and Three Quarters? For those who don’t it’s basically a train platform that is hidden via magic, and is only accessed by using magic to effectively warp through a stone pillar to reach it. I’m assuming right now that Bandle City is the same; existing in a part of the world that’s only accessible with magic, but it’s 100% there. You could walk around and be right next to Bandle City, but without the insight to see the way in, you’d never even know you missed it. It’s been stated in the new loading screen “Did you know” sections that yordles traverse pathways that aren’t perceivable by other beings. This is exactly what I’m talking about with the Harry Potter analogy; Bandle City and the ways too it aren’t accessible or perceivable to the average person, but still exist fully and physically. It’s a strange thing to think about; you could be right next to the entryway to Bandle City, with a bunch of yordles right next to you, watching you, but you’d never know.
Dunno if that’s creepy or mystifying. Guess it can be both.
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But what about the yordles who live in Bandle City? What about them? Have they manifested or what? Well no. Like I said, they can manifest if they want, but they don’t have to. Case in point, Rumble.
Rumble’s always been anti-human to the core, as he believed that yordle scientists were “selling out” to humans. If we extrapolate that yordles can embody human concepts so wholly, then Rumble in the new lore might not just have a beef about science, but about yordle culture as a whole. He might look at Poppy and Kled and examples of yordles who abandoned their home and people, forsaking their own culture and society for the allure of humans and their ways of living. This might’ve put a sour taste in his mouth due to his own adoration for his homeland and people, and spurred him on to create Tristy, specifically so that he could one day go to humans and show what yordles are capable of by their own merits. He’d prove that yordles can make it on their own, and aren’t just little creatures who follow humans around looking for approval. That might all be bollocks as well, but I feel that’s at least a sort of decent explanation as to why Rumble might have disdain for humans now, and given this, sod even given Rumble’s original lore he’s almost certainly a yordle who hasn’t manifested and lives very much within the bounds of yordle territory. He fights for Bandle City and Bandle City alone. But what about the other yordle champions?
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Given Rumble’s admiration for** Tristana** this implies that she herself is also likely an un-manifested yordle, as I couldn’t really see Rumble getting behind a super pro-human yordle, even if he has a crush on them. It also helps that she’s part of the whole “Bandle Gunners” brigade thingy-ma-bobby, so I’m almost certain she’s gonna be a Bandle City yordle like Rumble.
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Teemo I can also see as being Bandle through and through, simply because he doesn’t look like he’s really about any human cultures. He’s the quintessential yordle after all and what we all immediately think of when yordles come to mind.
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**Veigar **I don’t see being embodied around a specific culture, but I can see him having manifested specifically to learn human sorcery, and then going mad after the fact to become as he is now. He’s weird though and might add an entirely new dynamic to how yordles work considering how distinctly different to every other yordle he is; he’s the evil yordle, but with yordles embodying human ideologies that are at least positive on the surface, how does a yordle become like Veigar? Like in the old lore from straight up isolation or is there something more to it? Dunno yet.
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Heimerdinger and Ziggs are in an odd spot, and I can see them being either both manifested around Piltover, having never manifested at all, or a combination of the two. Yordles live for a long time, so perhaps Heimerdinger and Ziggs came to embody the ideals of a budding nation called Piltover and its drive for progress, influencing the growth of Hextech via the demonstration and application of their own technology that is fueled by their own innate magic, but later left because Piltover changed in ways that they didn’t like. I dunno just speculating on this one. Hard to be concrete here. I suppose Corki can be involved in this too, though I see him as a Bandle City yordle more than anything.
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Kennen seems like an easy fit for being manifested around Ionian culture. I feel like he’s probably one of the easiest yordles to apply the new lore to in that regard.
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Many have been concerned about Lulu and her lore but everything can still work depending on a specific detail; whether yordles can only embody the ideology of human cultures. If not then I can see Lulu finding the Fae and the glade, being enamored by their way of life and embodying around that, becoming the more unorthodox mage we know today. The disappearing for centuries bit probably wouldn’t mean much to yordles, being timeless in all.
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I dunno what the sod to think about Gnar anymore. If any of you read my giant timeline thingy you’ll know that I’m right now speculating that Gnar is from pre-historic Runeterra, back when yordles were still developing as a species. This would put him in the tens of thousands to potentially millions of years old, depending on how long that process took. I’m gonna leave the speculating of what time period Gnar’s from for another day, but either way he’s a Freljord yordle (I was skeptical but it’s confirmed now) from ancient times and likely originates from an era where yordles began to grasp magic considering his transforming powers that come straight from his genes. Magically empowered genes. How he ends up in the jungles of Runeterra from the Freljord after having been frozen in true ice is anyone’s guess.
And before anyone asks, I don’t know how **Fizz **fits in to this, if at all. I’m going to wait on Fizz’s lore to be updated before I even attempt to figure him out properly. In any regard. Including potential yordle connections.
One final point; the reason Tahm Kench hates yordles; the most likely reason is diametric opposition. Demons embody the sins of humans where as yordles embody their ideals. It’s almost a vices versus virtues kind of deal. They work in opposite and opposing ways since yordles inspire humans by effectively being the things that they aspire to be, while demons use the weaknesses of men to bring them down and sustain themselves.
And I think I covered everything I wanted to cover. If I missed something I’ll come back to this. Hopefully it made some kind of sense to somebody. I’ll do my best to answer questions and queries you folks might have but do remember; this is all based on my own observations and conclusions; what I’ve said is my own thoughts on the subject, and could be entirely wrong, though some things like being ageless and not spirits are actually confirmed.
Also if you’re still worried about yordles, apparently there’ll be more yordle lore to come “soon”, so be prepared for that stuff!
Anyway, this has been amateur lore chronicler Sharjo, signing out!
P.S. Rinidinger, if you’re reading this, hopefully this explained things a tad clearly than my gigantic twitter shpiel!

could be a Zaunite yordle in the new lore? His love of reckless experimentation and chaos seems more reminiscent of Zaunite champions like
than the orderly Piltover to me.