Post-Retcon Valoran. All the Champions are teleported to to the Rift. Battle Royale, to the Death:

Solideus·4/21/2015, 11:48:47 AM·2 votes·1,254 views

Everyone starts out spread out, "random encounter"-level of preparation, lore-based power-levels, ~5 minutes for initial positioning, no leaving the arena, 24-hour limit. No hesitation or remorse, everyone is free to attack others in the order they choose. The last one standing is the winner!

What happens?

A. Who initiates the battle? B. Who teams up with who, and for how long? C. Who gets the first kill, Who is killed first? D. Who avoids participating for the longest? E. Who kills the most? F. Who kills the least? G. Unanticipated ladder-climber? H. Surprising results? I. Who are the two final contestants? J. Who walks out the victor?

Discuss!

22 Comments

A Superb Villain4/21/2015, 2:00:02 PM3 votes

A. Jinx She don't mess around. B. Most factions, I assume, but for the sake of our gimmick, I have an unusual hypothesis; Braum with Sejuani Olaf when they are not directly fighting, because Braum cannot stand to let a fellow Freljordian die, even if they are trying to kill him. C. First Blood: Khazix First Death: MissFortune . Ms. Fortune has a pair of blunderbusses and fights in high heels, it would be a miracle she lasted more than a few minutes. D. Bard Just roam and Magical Journey away. E. Chogath His consumption gets out of hand, forcing others to briefly unite and take him down. F. Bard Surprise. G. Lulu Queen B!†©h of the Fairies is gonna light you up with pixie dust. H. Soraka outlasts Warwick . I. Veigar and Lulu J. Veigar and Lulu ; because these precious monsters deserve a happy ending.

Narasimha4/21/2015, 1:36:09 PM3 votes

The answer is always Karthus.

But other than that

A. Wukong, he can't resist a good fight. B. Garen with Jarvan, Cass with Kat, Gragas with Jax, Draven with Draven, Mordekaiser with Karthus C. First kill: Evelynn C2: First death: Nunu/Willump. When it boils down to it, Nunu is just a kid riding a yeti. For Evelynn, thats candy from a baby. D: Aatrox. He wouldn't be interested until the battle really got heated. E: Karthus. Because..yeah. F: Taric. "Guys, gems are.." You have been slain G: Gnar "Aw, he's so cute, lets just leav-HOLYHELLSWHATSHAPPENINGHERIPPEDOFFMYARMMYAARRMMMMM." H: No idea I: Karthus, Xerath J: Tie. A lich vs magic personified, they're not going anywhere.

SeductiveGrandpa4/22/2015, 4:02:33 AM2 votes

A. Renekton (Hes insane, did you expect anything else? Stop licking your damn weapon.) (I find even if it weren't Nasus causing him to freak out, he or Jinx would be fully capable of starting all the fighting with one action.)

B. Any guild so: Ashe + her team would probably HG style gangbang you until the finals if you weren't too careful.

C. Amumu (Who knew tears were so ineffective?)

C2. Annie (Anyone that could easily ignite Amumu) (Fire Spreads! Yeah!)

D. Bard (I'm somewhat a pacifist.)

E. Gnar (Y-Y--You...threw my...blocks.....FUUUUUUUUU-)

F. Twitch (Eh, he even says he has trouble shooting and aiming along with the fact that lore wise hes just a rat with a crossbow.)

G. Nasus (Q FARM Q FARM Q FARM Q FARM Q FARM)

H. Teemo (Satan not dying instantly after Amu, him being invisible is the only way he could actually survive for a while in this situation.)

I. Gnar (Seems strange but if you under-estimate Gnar's capabilities, its gonna suck when you get hit by a building. Gnar's cute factor probably would give him some more times of safety against champions that could be swayed by him, you gotta vote for the underdogs right?) I'd assume everyone knowing of his special ability would either make him a target or a person you would stay away from. So, he could abuse this to keep himself safe for a good amount of time but there is a big possibility he could be easily teamed against in the early rounds due to his power.

I2. Rengar / Khazix (These IMO can be replaced with: Nasus / Teemo / JarvanIV Nas: Q FARM DEAR JESUS HES ONE SHOTTING OMFAGFASOFAO- Teemo: Just you know, being a dick and setting shrooms to get kills then disappearing as if he were never there to begin with. J4: Probably biggest target aside from those ones from Shurima but he would have a good time knowing Demacians would have trouble attacking him.)

I3. Finalists?: (I explained Gnar) Rengar/Kha are really good hunters and knowing that they possess the abilities to be amazing in the jungle and knowing eventually they would fight each other to the death would make one even stronger. Also, since its a goal to stay safe and be considerably careful in a situation like this you would want to avoid the lonely dark jungle that could easily kill you faster than you could perceive it. This gives them an advantage since they've grown quite accompanied with their surroundings lore wise.

I4. (I myself would find Rengar as the one that would make it to the end since he does possess more landscape advantages and better knowledge of the area around him and since he is a master of hunting he would easily know Kha's weaknesses from their first fight.

J. (WAHGHAHGA SUCH HARD CHOICES, HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN WRITING THIS?!) So, instead of instantly announcing my winner, i'll try to summarize what a battle between the two would be like. Rengar VS Gnar (Why!? Oh btw, I promise i'm not playing the main wins game) So, according to Rioters, Gnar VS Rengar was indeed, a tie, and both easily forgave each other and are staying in a neutral position from each other. I myself feel they would be an interesting match but there are limits: Rengar is a master hunter, hes done it for years and hes nearly died doing it and he will never stop doing it. Gnar -when in Mini form is a normal child, which, like Annie, could boost survival rates if he was opposed by a champion that had humane feelings. Although, Rengar isn't afraid to hunt and would probably keep Gnar/Kha alive because he would want to fight them on his own to prove who is the best hunter like he always wants to do. Gnar possesses the abilities of the child unless enraged, and the fact that Rengar is fully aware of this weakness after being in contact with him could result in an easy victory. So....here it is: The Winner (IMO) would be: Rengar

J1. Why? Easy, Rengar (again) is a master hunter who studies his prey, if he notices one prey gives him a hard time, he will do his best to assert himself as the best hunter. Although, Mega Gnar could have an advantage in power, Rengar has already easily drained Gnar's health if he even survived in time to activate his Mega form. Gnar just doesn't stand a chance compared to him. So...yeah....Kitty Cats practically all that. (My Though Process: Manly, heroic champs go bye-bye first since they commonly rush into battle, weak exploitable champions usually get betrayed (Amu), and smart ones that want to survive will either play their cards safely or hide until the "heroic" ones destroy each other. Think HG for how I did this)

Edit: Still think I should've swapped Gnar now that I look back at this. Who do you think I should of swapped him with? (No olaf)

warpenguin5554/21/2015, 6:16:47 PM1 votes

A. Sion B. Kalista and Irelia / Mordekaiser and Hecarim / Azir and Sivir / Lulu and Shaco C. The Combined Efforts of Varus Yasuo MasterYi MonkeyKing took down Riven D. Poppy E. Darius F. Draven G. Galio Gragas Singed
H. Velkoz Turning on Malzahar and killing him. Soraka kills Warwick . Swain is killed by Leblanc . Karthus kills 10 at once after death with his ult I. Xerath and Syndra J. Xerath

KING OF MASKS4/22/2015, 6:19:07 AM1 votes

The victor: Teemo "I'm the last scout standing."

James Stone4/25/2015, 12:31:27 AM1 votes

Lore-based powers hein?

Bard [Translated from Didgeridoo] Yeah, you really got me good here. I'm completely stuck - snaps his fingers and opens a portal to another dimension - cya nerds

TwistedFate Mr. Fate will just ulti off the Rift's borders, then way a few minutes and ulti again all the way 'til the mountain's base

In lore Malphite is so big 5 dudes could totally fight on top of him. RekSai In the same vein, Rek'Sai is the size of a house. The squishy humans would be the first to go

Xerath Xerath is magic personified. And in this new lore, he isn't even contained like before. He snaps his fingers and an explosion equivalent to a tactical nuke happens. Pretty sure he wins in the end

The Red Warden4/21/2015, 5:33:44 PM1 votes

Olaf is pretty much invincible to everything except for Zilean aging him. So if someone kills Zilean, Olaf has a large chance of winning.

GreenLore4/21/2015, 5:53:35 PM1 votes

I think Renekton or Aatrox would be the first to start a fight.

I mean there are other agressive champions,but I guess that even those would be smart enough to hestitate for a moment with such a large amount of enemies around them(yes even Rek'sai and possibly jinx).

however aatrox is known for basically inspiring blood lust in others while he throws himself into battle,while renekton is just plain insane at this point and would most likely not care for anything than slaughtering others.