The Freljord use to be ran by a bunch of monkeys.
Lissandra can see no evil. Serylda can hear no evil And Avarosa can speak no evil.
Explains why Ashe is an idealist who wants to TALK and act diplomatic
Why Sejuani does not care to LISTEN to any whining as the only thing she seeks is conquest
And why Lissandra LOOKS far ahead into the future concocting plans and schemes.
Or, you know. Riot decided to that Wukong is the actual god of the Freljord and father of Ornn, Voli, and Anivia.