Women Champions Ranked by Deadlift

So I wanted to create a ranking for each female champion based on who could lift the most. I chose to do a deadlift because it felt right, and obviously physical strength is the most important out of all of the qualities a champion could have. Some champions probably physically cannot deadlift, so really this list has no real metric at all... eh.

Annie, obviously, she's a child, doesn't train for strength IE: small bod.

Lulu is small, she is a yordle, but has no extreme physical feats.

Taliyah is not a physical threat, and she lacks any sort of intense physical training regimen.

Yah she's pretty weak.

LeBlanc is also not a physical threat, but she most likely is physically stronger than Taliyah due to her age.

Janna being a strange spirit/deity gives her no points here. She has no strength feats or indication of such in her lore.

Soraka is a celestial, but also a massive weakling or possibly an infant, goat legs are nice tho.

Caitlyn is indicated to be fit, I would say that it is at this point where people start to ramp up, and where things get difficult.

Miss Fortune has lived a life of conflict, perfect for well rounded strength, but nothing special.

Jinx' big point comes from her carrying her giant ass guns around, so I'm giving her the benefit of slight toonforce on this list, but not too much.

Zyra gives no indication that she has an enhanced physique, if anything she seems especially delicate, but magic is weird so that gives her a leg up.

Syndra is all magic, but Ionian heritage leads me to believe there was some martial background to her that gives her an edge.

Lux has recieved high level military physical training at some point in her life, and likely continues to train.

Quinn is more physical than Lux, and has recieved just as much if not more training.

Katarina I would say does outrank her with the advantage of age, as well as her emphasis on physicality.

Sivir throws a gigantic blade around all damn day, leads to mad gainz.

Elise may not have spider strength, but she likely is no slouch in the gym.

Ashe wields a bow, bows are really fucking heavy no matter how magical it is, draw weight means gainz.

Akali is someone I would definitely say is strong, especially say for her body weight, intensive ninja training would do that for you.

Vayne is like Batman, incredible willpower which leads to intense training which leads to great strength.

Karma is most likely a martial artist of some kind when she isn't throwing green murderballs at me in lane.

Fiora is a fencer, the best fencer/duelist in the land, she's going to have undergone some crazy training.

Irelia is definitely strong, shouldn't have to explain this.

Riven's sword is big, she does flips and shit, definitely one of the stronger girls.

Tristana is a combat Yordle of some variety, making her much stronger than she would at first appear.

Orianna is a robot, she has robo-strength.

Nidalee is at least partially Vastaya, and living in the jungle leads to gainz.

Vi is up here, she got the big ass gauntlets, she's strong as shit.

Sejuani on the other hand I do believe is stronger, no comment on Bristle

Ahri is a Vastaya, meaning she's got quite the physique

Xayah is also a Vastaya, as well as an incredible physical threat in the lore, superhumans op.

Camille is like Orianna, but I think she's stronger.

Cassiopeia has a tail, a massive one. For those who don't know, tails are strong as shit.

Lissandra is an iceborn, which according to lore puts her somewhere between an ant and a nuclear bomb.

Anivia isn't known for her strength, but if I were to guess, an ancient cryopheonix goddess of ice and snow probably packs a punch.

Illaoi is the strongest human woman in this game, no way you get as big as she does without having a massive max.

Evlelynn benefits from physics-defying sp00ky strength, which combined with a demonic nature definitely puts her up there.

Kallista is vengeance, like, that's some serious sp0oky strength.

Poppy is a yordle, making it wonky, but she fights giant monsters like on the daily.

Diana is a demigod of some variety, making her strong as shit.

Leona is also an aspect of some kind, not quite sure how much stronger she is than like Diana, but that armor puts her up.

Shyvana here is a part dragon, she fights other dragons, definitely big bod (literally, with ult)

Rek'Sai is a massive queen land shark, she may not be able to do a deadlift but she's definitely up here.

Morgana is a godly being of some kind, making her likely to be strong as shit

Kayle, see above, but stronger since she's a warrior, and I guess that makes her the strongest woman in the game?

Kindred is death, so she's as strong as she needs to be, which is limitless, so fuck you Kayle, also see bows for draw strength, shit leads to gainz.

Well there you have it, my tier list. Comment I guess. (Disclaimer: This list is 100% ratified by Riot so any conflicting opinion is incorrect)

(Please don't take this too seriously)