Women Champions Ranked by Deadlift

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO·7/18/2017, 10:30:28 PM·29 votes·2,952 views

So I wanted to create a ranking for each female champion based on who could lift the most. I chose to do a deadlift because it felt right, and obviously physical strength is the most important out of all of the qualities a champion could have. Some champions probably physically cannot deadlift, so really this list has no real metric at all... eh.

Annie Annie, obviously, she's a child, doesn't train for strength IE: small bod.

Lulu Lulu is small, she is a yordle, but has no extreme physical feats.

Taliyah Taliyah is not a physical threat, and she lacks any sort of intense physical training regimen.

Sona Yah she's pretty weak.

Leblanc LeBlanc is also not a physical threat, but she most likely is physically stronger than Taliyah due to her age.

Janna Janna being a strange spirit/deity gives her no points here. She has no strength feats or indication of such in her lore.

Soraka Soraka is a celestial, but also a massive weakling or possibly an infant, goat legs are nice tho.

Caitlyn Caitlyn is indicated to be fit, I would say that it is at this point where people start to ramp up, and where things get difficult.

MissFortune Miss Fortune has lived a life of conflict, perfect for well rounded strength, but nothing special.

Jinx Jinx' big point comes from her carrying her giant ass guns around, so I'm giving her the benefit of slight toonforce on this list, but not too much.

Zyra Zyra gives no indication that she has an enhanced physique, if anything she seems especially delicate, but magic is weird so that gives her a leg up.

Syndra Syndra is all magic, but Ionian heritage leads me to believe there was some martial background to her that gives her an edge.

Lux Lux has recieved high level military physical training at some point in her life, and likely continues to train.

Quinn Quinn is more physical than Lux, and has recieved just as much if not more training.

Katarina Katarina I would say does outrank her with the advantage of age, as well as her emphasis on physicality.

Sivir Sivir throws a gigantic blade around all damn day, leads to mad gainz.

Elise Elise may not have spider strength, but she likely is no slouch in the gym.

Ashe Ashe wields a bow, bows are really fucking heavy no matter how magical it is, draw weight means gainz.

Akali Akali is someone I would definitely say is strong, especially say for her body weight, intensive ninja training would do that for you.

Vayne Vayne is like Batman, incredible willpower which leads to intense training which leads to great strength.

Karma Karma is most likely a martial artist of some kind when she isn't throwing green murderballs at me in lane.

Fiora Fiora is a fencer, the best fencer/duelist in the land, she's going to have undergone some crazy training.

Irelia Irelia is definitely strong, shouldn't have to explain this.

Riven Riven's sword is big, she does flips and shit, definitely one of the stronger girls.

Tristana Tristana is a combat Yordle of some variety, making her much stronger than she would at first appear.

Orianna Orianna is a robot, she has robo-strength.

Nidalee Nidalee is at least partially Vastaya, and living in the jungle leads to gainz.

Vi Vi is up here, she got the big ass gauntlets, she's strong as shit.

Sejuani Sejuani on the other hand I do believe is stronger, no comment on Bristle

Ahri Ahri is a Vastaya, meaning she's got quite the physique

Xayah Xayah is also a Vastaya, as well as an incredible physical threat in the lore, superhumans op.

Camille Camille is like Orianna, but I think she's stronger.

Cassiopeia Cassiopeia has a tail, a massive one. For those who don't know, tails are strong as shit.

Lissandra Lissandra is an iceborn, which according to lore puts her somewhere between an ant and a nuclear bomb.

Anivia Anivia isn't known for her strength, but if I were to guess, an ancient cryopheonix goddess of ice and snow probably packs a punch.

Illaoi Illaoi is the strongest human woman in this game, no way you get as big as she does without having a massive max.

Evelynn Evlelynn benefits from physics-defying sp00ky strength, which combined with a demonic nature definitely puts her up there.

Kalista Kallista is vengeance, like, that's some serious sp0oky strength.

Poppy Poppy is a yordle, making it wonky, but she fights giant monsters like on the daily.

Diana Diana is a demigod of some variety, making her strong as shit.

Leona Leona is also an aspect of some kind, not quite sure how much stronger she is than like Diana, but that armor puts her up.

Shyvana Shyvana here is a part dragon, she fights other dragons, definitely big bod (literally, with ult)

RekSai Rek'Sai is a massive queen land shark, she may not be able to do a deadlift but she's definitely up here.

Morgana Morgana is a godly being of some kind, making her likely to be strong as shit

Kayle Kayle, see above, but stronger since she's a warrior, and I guess that makes her the strongest woman in the game?

Kindred Kindred is death, so she's as strong as she needs to be, which is limitless, so fuck you Kayle, also see bows for draw strength, shit leads to gainz.

Well there you have it, my tier list. Comment I guess. (Disclaimer: This list is 100% ratified by Riot so any conflicting opinion is incorrect)

(Please don't take this too seriously)

55 Comments

KoKoboto7/19/2017, 1:48:54 AM27 votes

I think Illaoi is being insanely underestimated here holy shit.

Fasmodey7/18/2017, 11:13:40 PM14 votes

That's something I would never expect...

Btw, Rek'Sai could deadlift easily, can you even handle how strong as shit she is? She is by far the most powerful female champion physical wise in LoL. Second could be Shyvana but I think she would surpass even her a lot.

She devours camels in one piece.

TwitchInMyPants7/19/2017, 2:57:18 AM8 votes

Lmao Sejuani way below Morgana Kayle and Kindred. Hell you even put her under Ahri who's using floaty magic so she doesn't even walk half the time(R), lazy bitch ain't getting no gainz.

Eternal7917/19/2017, 12:17:04 AM7 votes

I feel like Jinx should actually be a bit higher on this list. Not only does she constantly carry some pretty big guns, but she also carries them while running from the police. She might even get the most consistent workout out of all of the champs on this list.

SzGamer2277/19/2017, 1:16:57 AM7 votes

TIL

  • Training means gainz
  • Using big weapons means gainz
  • Living in the jungle means gainz
  • Being sp0oky means gainz

Anyways, I hope we can agree that Illaoi + Nagakabouros tag team is easily the strongest entity in the game. Beefy chick + sp00ky god strength = M A X I M U M L I F T

Lõyalty7/19/2017, 3:16:16 AM5 votes

Wheres Ezreal ???

Hexs Fortune7/19/2017, 8:08:57 AM5 votes

1- Illaoi 2-Sejuani 3-Vi 4-Shyvana 5-Leona

PhantomGG7/18/2017, 10:34:54 PM3 votes

im dead lol

Epicurus7/19/2017, 9:09:23 AM3 votes

Sejuani is way tougher than Ahri and Xayah. Being a Vastya doesn't mean you are super strong.

Also Miss Fortune held her own in a sword fight against Hecarim. She's at least as tough as Sivir.

Also Anivia is the size of a jumbo jet, so it's a bit silly to compare her to anyone.

DWT123457/20/2017, 3:08:32 AM2 votes

Pretty sure in one of the AskRiots, they said that Poppy was physically the strongest champion. Probably not accounting for behemoths like Galio or Cho, but still stronger than the likes of Braum.

Krabohod7/19/2017, 12:35:13 AM2 votes

We can't judge most of the cases: about yordles, spirits and other mystical things we just have no info about their strength. And fiddles are probably VERY strong (even Lulu), I mean just look at how strong Poppy is.

And most of the cases would not just dead lift, they'll use their powers. Sure thing, Taliyah, Syndra and other mages would use their magic to do such work.

Rand0mH3r0X7/21/2017, 8:06:13 AM1 votes

Another list about women comparing they physique compiled by a man, sickening.

Worst yet, this wasn't even a proper ranking, just a list of thoughts.

S92nB7/19/2017, 11:28:11 AM1 votes

"bows are heavy" Do you even archery bro?

Rito Staff7/19/2017, 12:27:36 PM1 votes

Kinda feel like Illaoi should be higher on the list, and I see Shyv beating Rek'Sai arse, since Rek'Sai just a monster, Shyv has more brains, alongside muscle

Chromatic Eagle7/19/2017, 1:57:36 PM1 votes

Just because someone is a magical being or deity doesn't mean they have vast amounts of physical strength.

Dream High7/19/2017, 2:35:28 PM1 votes

Cassiopias veing the strongest is my bet. Her only wrak point would bw her grip strength for deadlifts.

Hawckey7/19/2017, 2:45:34 PM1 votes

Wow this is some high level of autism right here

SteelMankind7/19/2017, 4:45:07 PM1 votes

I feel like Ori should be lowered. She's more fragile-clockwork-automaton than robot, and has more in common with jewlery box ballerinas than with beep boop destroy-all-humans robots

quizotic7/19/2017, 8:20:07 PM1 votes

for it being 100% ratified by riot you seem to have forgotten a few

Nami ?

Jeanne fan club7/20/2017, 10:17:09 AM1 votes

dude... syndra can throw the blue buff like a paper airplane ffs. xd