Mordekaiser Has Almost Definitely Never Eaten a Taco

NotaRobot1006·3/25/2019, 4:18:37 PM·80 votes·23,282 views

This theory operates on the assumption that Mordekaiser can't eat in his undead form.

Supporting evidence:

The Noxian Empire invented the taco.
Morde died for the first time long before the Noxian Empire existed.

Conclusion: If Mordekaiser can only eat when alive, he has never eaten a taco.

Corollary: Sion has eaten more tacos than Mordekaiser has, and is angry all the time because he can't eat them anymore.

55 Comments

Malicious Metal3/25/2019, 4:18:57 PM46 votes

Canon.

Falrein3/25/2019, 4:23:39 PM30 votes

This is so sad. #ATacoForMorde

Stars Shaper3/25/2019, 4:23:56 PM15 votes

Is point 1 actually a thing? That would be hilarious xD

PaffWasTaken3/25/2019, 8:48:21 PM14 votes

Kled "After we finish murdering these folks, what do you think? Tacos? Yeah, tacos."

RiotWAAARGHbobo3/28/2019, 9:05:22 PM8 votes

Flawless.

R107 Games3/25/2019, 4:44:40 PM8 votes

Tacos are overrated

jocomotion3/26/2019, 3:31:21 PM6 votes

Kled that fella don’ know what he’s missin’. Them taco’s are good.

Velasan3/25/2019, 10:18:45 PM4 votes

So, in other words...

He would KILL for a taco?

Around999People3/26/2019, 6:02:45 PM4 votes

I... I've never had a Taco either...

Spooky Skeleton3/25/2019, 6:15:12 PM4 votes

Mordekaiser can taste any food his victim has eaten by taking control of the soul. Therefore, Mordekaiser has eaten just about everything on the planet, including trees, people, rocks, and the despair and envy of people as they realise they are in fact NOT Giant armored badasses.

Minimac20003/25/2019, 5:51:36 PM4 votes

What a sad time to be ~~alive~~ (well he's Morde so....) undead

FridgesArePpl23/25/2019, 8:47:36 PM3 votes

Fiesta Mordekaiser skin confirmed

AnotherPurple3793/27/2019, 10:45:19 PM3 votes

I would love to make a joke about this, but everyone else beat me to it :(

But besides that, what a sad life. I wonder if Morde will have some new lines to Kled about this...

D3m37r13/25/2019, 5:15:00 PM2 votes

where does it say that noxus invented tacos?

Terozu3/25/2019, 5:51:21 PM2 votes

Hypothesis, eating a taco would turn Morde into a boy Zoe with a murder streak, and he would immediately become 1,000,000x more deadly, therefore he most never consume one.

Oleandervine3/26/2019, 1:57:47 PM2 votes

Does it count if Mordekaiser has eaten the soul of someone who's eaten a taco? I mean, to put their spirit in constant anguish when he subjugates them, he's got to have some capability of sampling their memories and experiences to pick an appropriate form of misery, so he could have technically eaten a taco vicariously, right?

Tesla Effect3/26/2019, 5:20:46 PM2 votes

Kled is angry cause he is in Taco withdraw.

IAmTheLego3/26/2019, 5:57:42 PM2 votes

Never thought i'd feel bad for a murdering maniac...

Although...I can't find a good taco place (aka Mexican restaurant) nearby unless i travel.

The23rdGamer3/26/2019, 6:16:07 PM2 votes

I have a new favorite thread

Sukishoo3/27/2019, 2:39:33 AM1 votes

Who said Tacos even exist in Runeterra? We dunno what kind of food this world really has anyway.