One of Poppy's jokes are pretty interesting

"A Noxian, a Targonian and a Piltie are robbing a bank." "The bank guy says, "I'll give you whatever you want."" "The Noxian says, "I'll take whatever gold you got back there."" "The Targonian says, "Gimme' all your gemstones."" "And the Piltie says, "Can I own this ba- uh, I own this bank, so..." He doesn't want anything because he owns the bank..."

** "The Targonian says, "Gimme' all your gemstones.""**