Malphite should be a golem from the Voodo Lands!

IS1d51f7fd0f8e2764617b0·1/3/2015, 6:00:18 PM·25 votes·5,573 views

So with the lore revamp, Malphites already lackluster background now just seems silly.

Instead of trying to explain this Monolith shard from another dimension, how about we remake malphite into a Golem from the Voodo lands which currently has no champion to represent them.

For those of you who do not know, a golem is a being made out on non-living material given life by magic, usually made in clay or rock.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-uocvf7LgFKY/Tar4EKnomtI/AAAAAAAAAPY/ROEg1Busgt4/s400/Stone%2BGolem%2Bwip3.jpg

*Remind you of someone .... ? *

Malphite could be an ancient golem, created eons ago by a powerful voodo-magician, now roaming the swamps as a guardian or terror. It fits his theme visually, it matches his slow speech and powerful moves as golems usually are incredibly powerful but slightly dumb.

I made a short fanfic to show you what i had in mind.

The children were sitting silent at the fire, waiting patiently for the old woman to start the story, the Voodo Lands had many tales to tell, and today they were about to hear one of the most famous. In a tired, dry voice she began:

*"The marsh was silent, despite being in the middle of the day the Voodo lands were shrouded in darkness, a darkness not usually present, but crafted by man. In a circle made out of wooden poles, several priests covered in masks made out of bone were chanting in the forbidden language, calling spirits from the other side for aid. The air was damp and thick with the smell of blood and magic, the fires of the circle danced in an absurd contrast to the immense darkness that surrounded them. Suddenly the chanting intensified, the cloud in the skies growing thicker and even darker than before. Suddenly the sky roared and one single bolt of lightning struck the middle of the circle, jolts of energy danced around the smoking inferno as the lightning, still channeling awoke the marsh itself. Out of the smoke arose a figure of tremendous size, his body a grotesque resemblance of a man, his veins glowing with fire and magic. The golem looked down upon his newfound masters as they gave him his name "Malphite". The years passed by, and the men, despite powerful enchantments one after one fell to the hands of time, but rock is harder then flesh, and the golem lived on.

Without a master it returned to the swamp from which it came, sleeping, for eons, nothing but a legend of forbidden magic and forgotten times. Only to suddenly be awoken by the Arcane mages of the Rune War. Without a master to follow, the behemoth took on his last given task, to defend the Voodo Lands from hostile forces, by any means necessary. In the following years, the legend of the goliath grew, several Noxian and Demacian legions entered the strange lands for its strategic position, never to return. And until this day, the giant still haunts these lands, defending us from harm, a terrible yet necessary guardian from lost times..."*

As the woman finished the sentence the ground shook ever so slightly, the water rippling from the unknown force. And in the far distance of the thick fog a mountain could be seen ... moving.

So .... thoughts ?

34 Comments

LANWhale1/3/2015, 7:18:49 PM7 votes

Ya know i didn't think about making Malphite part of the Voodooo lands but now that some one mentions, i can see him easily fitting in there. Yes, hm and the short story you presented isn't bad at all either, you got my vote.

GreenLore1/3/2015, 11:20:02 PM6 votes

Overall I would love to see more champs from the voodoo lands and I also think that Malphite could use a retcon anyway.

However I am not sure about making Malphite a golem,I mean Blitzcrank is pretty much a golem already(even if he is a robotic one) and I think Malphite would be cooler if he was a force of nature and not a magical construct made by humans(he could still get summoned or awoken in the vodoo lands,so it could fit)

But maybe I am a bit biased on keeping him a natural elemental since I am really fond of the idea of 4 elementals existing in runeterra with 3 of them being Brand Janna Malphite (in jannas case it'd be more that she lives in symbiosis with the air elemental contrasting brand overtaking kegans body by force)and a 4th water elemental being later introduced when riots tech allow them to make an actually good looking water elemental,since this is the reason why they cancelled their water elemental champ http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Well_The_Hydrosoul

Also I think you did a good job on the lore,I especially like the last line ;)

Athenes Lulu1/3/2015, 10:25:56 PM4 votes

I like it.

Then watch people complain about Malphite being "retconned".

SecretAgentHulk1/3/2015, 7:47:14 PM4 votes

WANT.

Also need a Voodoo Malphite skin, where he's covered in swamp vines and stuff. RITO PLS!!!

Placentas1/4/2015, 1:35:25 AM3 votes

I dig it.

Poldy Scarecrow1/3/2015, 11:04:15 PM3 votes

I see Malph as a being who has lived for thousands of years. A monolithic creature that rose/ awoke from an ancient mountain eons ago- a massive guardian of the runeterran version of the Himalayas - to protect the mountains, their inhabitants (and secrets) from those large enough to threaten them like Cho'gath and other Voidborn.

He is an ancient being so his speech and mannerisms are slow ( it seems long fr us since our lifespan is shorter and time is relative etc.). He is very powerful and a true sight to behold. The largest champion in the game imo.

junglerboy161/4/2015, 2:44:35 AM3 votes

I like it, and in order to make his title "The Shard of the Monolith" still make sense, the mage who created him could have cracked him off of a giant shard of rock in the Voodoo lands. BTW, Annie oddly enough is the champion from the voodoo lands if I remember correctly.

TheI3igDaddy1/5/2015, 6:39:24 AM3 votes

While I'd totally want Malphite's CURRENT lore to be added to, since it seems like a cool concept, I agree that he deserves this. Unless Riot wants to give him a new voiceover, and not make him sound like a slow, stupid rock, this seems like a great fit for Malphite.

The Soulforged1/3/2015, 7:38:11 PM2 votes

Annie is from the voodoo lands? Or at least her family lives there.

AntiSkillshot1/5/2015, 6:29:49 AM2 votes

Yes. Considering that Annie's the only current Voodoo Lands champion.

The Soulforged1/3/2015, 8:02:06 PM2 votes

Yeah, a bigger champion pool from the area would be cool :)

TwoD1/4/2015, 12:22:48 AM2 votes

This is neat, me like.

IMTOOJUICY1/4/2015, 4:16:30 PM1 votes

Uh, isn't Galio already some sort of golem?

And Blitz is the OG steam golem lol.

IS1d51f7fd0f8e2764617b01/6/2015, 12:04:59 PM1 votes

Also .... just imagine a voodo skin as well!

Desmond Law1/4/2015, 3:01:17 AM1 votes

Annie is a champion from the Voodoo lands

DwarvenGiant1/4/2015, 2:59:32 PM1 votes

I actually never thought of that, but I really want and think that Malphite should remain a natural elemental. Although, I did too think that he shouldn't be from the random dimension of the Monolith, but I thought that he could fit more into Mount Targon, maybe being a magical part of the mountain. Maybe a Mountain Keeper, made of the mountain itself, of some sorts.. I don't know, but I think that he belongs to Targon, can't really explain it, other than saying that making him a part of the mountain could work. :P

Great idea though, I like the direction.