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Zach Sandwhich63 votesAs a straight male, I can attest that Snowdown Braum has made me wetter than a melted snowman.
AgeOfTheMage4 votesI must agree
PaladinNO19 votesAs a straight male, I can attest that Snowdown Braum has made me wetter than a melted snowman.
http://pm1.narvii.com/5826/f62c8ae94f748b29bb20e3d9f46ce59d364ad393_hq.jpg
What Lulu says, clearly goes for us males too. Because I know what you mean.
I tried desperately to get the blood back to where it was supposed to be after seeing that Braum skin...but after seeing the pre-release spotlight, I failed. _Why does the Snow Day skins always have to be sooo good!?!? _
I'm actually getting more hyped for this now, than I am for Elementalist Lux. :/
Quindec6 votesive been naughty all year hnnnnnnnnnn
resumed15 votesi said this on another thread but braum in the back of graves' splash art makes it look like the cover for some gay erotica
Hige5 votesI didn't notice braum was there O_O
I found graves' hot because of the small bit of chest hair that pokes through his shirt... but now... he's looking at braum and giving him a sly smile... and... he's holding that very cylindrical weapon... oh god
resumed20 votes
braum gives you present, yes?
woof
resumed19 votescoming down a different sort of chimney
Awoof2 votesAnd is not wrapped either.
... too far?
Fondling Gems2 votesCan't be too far until we have to use the safeword.
Velzard of Koz3 votesLet's erect the christmas tree.
Hige4 votesFunny thing, Braum's ult is a line of pine trees erupting from the ground and then going back down, quite the motion if you know what I mean lol
GrReaper964 votesWho said anything about only giving 1 present? Santa Braum has a lot of presents to give to the naughty Graves [slayer-jinx-wink]
Fasmodey2 votesWho said anything about only giving 1 present? Santa Braum has a lot of presents to give to the naughty Graves [slayer-jinx-wink]
If It was just one present, Graves would be left only with butthurt.
N Komaeda2 votesIf it were to be 2 presents, he would finally have his cigar!
Also, now I know why the Rift is so white and stuff. Braum and Graves have been working on it. -> Hehe xd, Graves has a snowblower, Braum is the father of christmas and snow... You see where I'm going?
Fasmodey2 votes[{quoted}](name=Killing Targets,realm=EUW,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=7TcFzGVU,comment-id=0002000000000000000100000000,timestamp=2016-11-22T14:24:41.369+0000)
If it were to be 2 presents, he would finally have his cigar!
Also, now I know why the Rift is so white and stuff. Braum and Graves have been working on it. -> Hehe xd, Graves has a snowblower, Braum is the father of christmas and snow... You see where I'm going?
Graves already has his cigar since TF is a pretty generous guy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Also according to you, Braum and Graves must really love Chritmas and its spirit. They hard worked to reach full of snow on the ground. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Jeddy0174 votesOh baby, this is looking like a hot winter.
Tentacle Love10 votes"cylindrical weapon"? You settled for that euphemism?
The word you're looking for is snowblower. It even sounds dirtier.
Tentacle Love8 votesRemember:
It's not gay if it's... bisexual. [slayer-jinx-wink] [slayer-pantheon-rainbows] [slayer-pantheon-thumbs] [zombie-brand-mindblown] [slayer-pantheon-popcorn]
Legacy Hydralpha1 votesI think you just need this one... [slayer-pantheon-rainbows]
Tentacle Love6 votes[{quoted}](name=Legacy Hydralpha,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=7TcFzGVU,comment-id=00080000,timestamp=2016-11-21T23:28:18.649+0000)
I think you just need this one... [slayer-pantheon-rainbows]
Bisexuals don't settle for just one option.
Valor Bot8 votesSomehow, Riot always seems to forget that men have nipples.
sonicpratt6 votesA Big thanks to RIOT for this this is awesome !!!! these skins (and the karma one) Are the best :D . These made my day and 2017 :D Braum is my fav male champ and this is just a dream that came true <3 Thanks again RIOT can't wait for any kind of content that these will produce <3
Poop Jelly6 votesWhere's Happy Elf Taric and Happy Elf Ezreal, LOL. Santa's little helpers.
Oleandervine2 votes[{quoted}](name=Poop Jelly,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=7TcFzGVU,comment-id=000b,timestamp=2016-11-22T02:29:51.120+0000)
Where's Happy Elf Taric and Happy Elf Ezreal, LOL. Santa's little helpers.
They'd be very happy. Especially Taric.
ChromeClad6 votesAs a homosexual male I approve these skins.
PaladinNO4 votesAs a straight male, I approve of these skins too.
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03219/handshake1_3219777k.jpg
softest boy5 votesOhmygod ohmygod. nose bleed
Placentas5 votesUnnnf papa
AgeOfTheMage4 votesuhh.... i'm gonna be gone for a few min.... uhhh.... just ignore any sounds you may hear
PaladinNO4 voteshttps://media.giphy.com/media/I8oZhzt5nlW4U/giphy.gif
Pre-release skin spotlights for Snow Day Braum and Graves:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDOofIgFTWw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFS2-bHHyb4
Krigjer4 votesRiot has given me beefcake for Christmas. Lovely.
Solitair3 votesRito, what in the great blue snowy hell is this. Explain yourselves.
Oglaf3 votesIf you haven't checked out a YouTube video on these yet, do yourself a favour and do so.
Santa-Braum's recall is literally the best thing in the entire game.
Leetri3 votesIt's so good. Santa Braum is probably one of my top 5 favourite skins, and that recall is like half of why.
Maximum Morde3 votesRiot : SJWs complain when we hypersexualize females. I know, lets hypersexualize males! Nobody cares about the double standard!
Rrett16 votesI really don't care either way tbh.
Oversexualize females and males alike, it really, really doesn't bother me.
Votable Jester10 votesI'd actually prefer both sides to be oversexualized than not. Why would you intentionally make something look worse (unless it's supposed to be an abomination or something)?
Bladeglory3 votesHey, we need more Sexy Urgot though.
PaladinNO5 votesIt's a video game, and sex sells. That's all we need to know. We can either not care, and focus on the entertainment value, or care, and play something else.
gg ez
Bladeglory5 voteshttp://www.shortpacked.com/comics/2011-12-02-sexy.png?noredirect
That being said, who cares. Just gimme a balanced meal from the food pyramid of sexy. We've got plenty of MF and Sona, Braum and Taric; just make sure to round it out with some more Illaoi and Ezreal.
(now I want Debonair Warwick and Rek'sai and Vel'koz and things like that...)
((bah, that image is still too small to read unless you actually follow the link... oh well))
HowPlayGAEM4 votesThat comic and argument is always used to defend the SJW stance about female sexualization, but then you look at women's smut literature and 95% of the cover art has a stereotypical male supermodel with glistening oiled muscles. "Male power fantasy" my ass.
Then on the other end of the spectrum are insecure boys who complain about "gay shit"
Ugh. I don't even have a point here, I'm just ranting.
Bladeglory2 votesFor women, by women?
Because now I'm just thinking of those "P___ for Women" calendars showing men doing chores. Hilariously off.
Sexy Jack Rabbit3 votesI've never played Braum. I might start.
Sèx Craved Eve3 votesJesus the list Braum holds looks like a dick if you're not focusing on it. That was totally intended.
rand0mredneck3 votesI'm straight as an arrow...but that Braum can get it.
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