Bullshit

Rinky Dinky·Jul 29, 2015·50 votes·11,496 views

Gangplank ain't dying that easy.

You can't fool me!

My captain would never fall so easy! He always eats an orange and its K!

Hail muh Gangplank, the Pirate King!

48 Comments

DWT12345Jul 29, 20158 votes

Nobody thinks that he's dead, but the point is that Miss Fortune is the new ruler of Bilgewater.

SaltyToplaneGoatJul 29, 20153 votes

Ah no, she just turned the town into a chaotic hellhole. She has CHANCES to becoming the ruler. But she sure wasn't the only one waiting for Gangplank to fall...

RiotRiotJaredanJul 29, 201534 votes

Killing "the king" doesn't make you the queen. That wasn't Sarah's goal.

lolipopevelynnJul 29, 20153 votes

{quoted}

Killing "the king" doesn't make you the queen. That wasn't Sarah's goal.

why do you guys ALWAYS conclude stories with cliffhangers that will never be told?

Celio Hogane HDJul 30, 20158 votes

i doubt will happen this time since... gankplank is disabled.

Daedalus871Jul 30, 20152 votes

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Gangplank will emerge from the shadows with a new and more powerful mysterious weapon and Bilgewater will be at war still.

DWT12345Jul 29, 20154 votes

I see. Sarah's actions were not very thought-through, and it caused the town to erupt in chaos, and gang wars and such. People will fight in a gang war until somebody comes along and takes the throne.

https://nypdecider.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/gotham-gof3.gif (for all you Gotham fans out there)

AzuradaJul 29, 20153 votes

{quoted}

I see. Sarah's actions were not very thought-through, and it caused the town to erupt in chaos, and gang wars and such. People will fight in a gang war until somebody comes along and takes the throne.

https://nypdecider.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/gotham-gof3.gif (for all you Gotham fans out there)

Well, Sarah's main reason for staying alive was getting revenge on Gangplank. Once all is said and done, the question for her is, "What now?"

OuttaControl56Jul 30, 20151 votes

Kill more.

....Facepalm

Doctor DymentJul 30, 20152 votes

Holy shit... I love Gotham. +1 for the reference.

MaeggesMCJul 30, 20155 votes

btw j4 is bugged. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wk9-_Z5ZoI

BetaDude40Jul 30, 201534 votes

Something tells me that posting this to the head of the lore team will not solve your problems...

Acolyte of SteelJul 30, 20151 votes

Who's to say it won't? You act like every Riot team is an island, which they constantly stress they work together. Your best bet is to get a Rioter to see it at all, and hope it'll be forwarded along as well as make a Bug Report thread.

Rinky DinkyJul 30, 20152 votes

Um, not really.

At most your fishing for dowvotes and making yourself look like an ass.

Its really not that hard to get a riot response if there is actual substance to your thread.

Make a bug report, tag it as [Gameplay], give photo or video evidence, explain how you came across the bug, give steps on repeating it, and how often the bug will occur.

MaeggesMCJul 30, 20151 votes

rito 1 building many work in so maybe they gonna tell some 1 and no im not going to post it to morello rito needs to figure stuff out themslefes.

dragon policeJul 31, 20151 votes

How did they do that? So funny, rofllllllll

sp441Jul 30, 201510 votes

Y'now, we know that he's not dead. The fact that you disabled him in-game is the smoking Gun, I can believe that you'd kill a champion, but not outright disable him, that's be stupid and a slap in the face to people who like playing as that champion as well as paying customers.

No, I know what will happen, Gangplank will rise from the burning ashes of his boat, a little worse for wear, but without his crew, his gold, or his equipment, having to start from scratch. He'd then start assembling his old crew again, gaining respect and influence by battleing the other pirate gangs in Bilgewater, until he's strong enough to take on the woman ruining his cit- HEY WAIT A FUCKING SECOND THERE, ARE YOU MAKING THE PIRATE VERSION OF SAINTS ROW 2?

Axis the DragonJul 30, 20152 votes

I can't believe I never saw it

DAMMIT RIOT

MythicTwisterJul 30, 20152 votes

Killing the King is an extravagantly bad idea. You remake a character, dabble in their story and identity. (Yes, dabble, one story does not a character make), and then cut them off at the knees where their future is concerned? Come on man! If this is a big joke, it's not really funny. Next time, leave the little lock symbol that says "more coming soon" "unlock in three days", or tell us. You didn't redo trundle only to kill him off. THAT would have been an EPIC mistake. I thought you learned something?

Final Raid BossJul 30, 20153 votes

tfw riot kills off the character the whole event is based around just to cater to feminists..

SilverthaneJul 30, 20151 votes

ayyyyy lmaokai

DasickbeastJul 30, 20151 votes

Is Sarah A thirteen year old on call of duty t-bagging Gangplank? IS SHE?

JofeyyJul 31, 20151 votes

Naw you gotta reach the other side of the board for that.

TurquoiseYoshiJul 30, 20151 votes

She isn't the new ruler. The MF lore says that there's a huge battle starting after she killed GP. She doesn't really want to be in charge. Probably.

BemaponJul 29, 20158 votes

Not even death can stop the oranges. item 3902

DecritJul 29, 20155 votes

I think that this will throw Bilgewater in chaos. Even if Gp is not dead, he has lost credibility and power... and Sarah will abuse of that. Guess there won' t be a total ruler for a while.

ElJanitorFrankJul 30, 20155 votes

Not completely sold on that. I know that if the entire town witnessed him on a ship that got completely destroyed, and he walked out of it completely K, it'd make him look pretty tough as nails.

Only thing to do is watch and wait. And popcorn.

RicoMCSneako77Jul 29, 20153 votes

RIOT GIVE ME GP OR GIVE ME FREE RIOT POINTS CUZ YOU GUYS ARE ACTING LIKE A WORD I CANT SAY AROUND YOUNG CHILDREN. HAIL TO THE KING

ShénzhìJul 29, 20153 votes

How many other champions available to play?

Meepo4uJul 31, 20151 votes

{quoted}

How many other champions available to play?

What if he doesn't care about the lore and just wants to play Gangplank? Too bad? Take part in our event anyways?

"Sorry, our mandated version of fun is mandatory here in the United Riot Socialist Republic. Obey or be sent to gulag."

Celio Hogane HDJul 31, 20152 votes

What if i don't care about bugs and still want to play champs who are disabled? nope fuck you is not able.

same thing.

TurquoiseYoshiJul 30, 20153 votes

They just need Gankplank + Spooky Gangplank to be gifted to everyone. And have Spooky be the only available thing to pick.

DrCyanideJul 30, 20153 votes

Relax, you can live without him for a week.

CaythelesJul 30, 20153 votes

Plot Twist, Tahm Kench saves Gangplank. and Now they have a deal.

RozzetaJul 30, 20152 votes

Well, Graves did mention how the thing was dyed red with the blood of Gangplank and his men, implying he did see Gangplank's corpse.

Remember that a part of the reason why they made this lore overhaul was to include stories in which they could kill characters.

ElJanitorFrankJul 30, 20152 votes

I disagree, I think they were just clarifying that it's GPs crew who were the victims of the attack. If it just said "The sea was red with the blood" after seeing an explosion overhead, the audience might be pretty confused.

Sythriel DrakenJul 30, 20152 votes

Horror movie rule number 1 . If there is no body, then the bad guy (in this case GP) isn't really dead....

gaby1bestJul 30, 20152 votes

My captain

I've got some bad news for ya. And that's a hot crazy red headed chick coming to shoot you in the head.

Rinky DinkyJul 30, 20151 votes

I have a very impressive stock of oranges.

I think I'll be K

TheDuelist999Jul 29, 20151 votes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-VBwa2FY5M

ShénzhìJul 30, 20151 votes

So this is how they planned to kill of a champion from LoL.

Yep. I heard rumors of heresay, maybe they were true considering, and I kept those rumors. They didn't spread very much from earlier this year (2015).

Celio Hogane HDJul 30, 20151 votes

I wonder what they are going to do for the epilogue.

Gasp maybe a video?

Kerrigan 4 PrezJul 30, 20151 votes

I can't wait to see how Gangplank gets his revenge, cause that man aint dying so easily.

foinhasJul 30, 20151 votes

don't worry, gangplanck is Lol's Jesus

Rew711Jul 30, 20152 votes

I thought that was Aatrox

foinhasJul 30, 20151 votes

touché, myfriend

Known as GibitJul 30, 20151 votes

What about Zac ?

StompburgerJul 31, 20151 votes

Maybe TahmKench will get involved? He seems to like getting people out of impossible situations, for a price. And we know he's associated in some ways with Bilgewater, but he hasn't appeared in the story yet...