So i was just reading lore, and i came upon 
. Oh my god that was hilarious. For those who haven't read it, here it is. http://gameinfo.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/game-info/champions/twitch/
Read it and laugh. That is some good lore rito.
IT'S A GODDAMN RAT IN A WAISTCOAT!
I like the inherent tidbits it gives on the setting too. Apparently Zaun is becoming the setting of Paranoia. Friend-Computer new champ pls! XD
Among the contents found were several waterlogged romance novels with edits made in crayon
Yea, i liked his old lore, but the revamp makes him the antagonist of a bad horror movie, i love it.
"I'm a Connoisseur Of The Finer Things" -Twitch 8:09PM 4,14,2015 just seconds before he took a bite out of cheese that magically appeared from his pocket.
"Converting human waste to inexpensive baby formula."
My sides....
Even better is how this new Lore came with a buttload of hilarious new voice lines (I DEMAND A SANDWICH!). I love how in these re-releases that Riot has been doing they are giving some of the champs real personality on the battlefield, which is one of the things I always felt was heavily lacking in LoL where some characters had maybe 6 lines of dialogue.
I also like how they did not confirm Twitch's sex.
It says Twitch's friend is Zac, so Twitch is a good guy ?!
