So i was just reading lore, and i came upon 
. Oh my god that was hilarious. For those who haven't read it, here it is. http://gameinfo.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/game-info/champions/twitch/
Read it and laugh. That is some good lore rito.
TheFancySkeleton2 votesIT'S A GODDAMN RAT IN A WAISTCOAT!
ZeichiVos2 votesI like the inherent tidbits it gives on the setting too. Apparently Zaun is becoming the setting of Paranoia. Friend-Computer new champ pls! XD
Grouchy Poro2 votesAmong the contents found were several waterlogged romance novels with edits made in crayon
Yulen Xoshxius1 votesI also like how they did not confirm Twitch's sex.
AquariusGine1 votesIt says Twitch's friend is Zac, so Twitch is a good guy ?!
GreenLore2 votesWell if we look at his lore from twitchs perspective,then there were some guys who stole his stuff and he merely tracked down the thieves to get his stuff back,so while twitch is kinda dangerous,he doesn't seem to be really malevolent
ZeichiVos2 votesBy the same token, murdering half a dozen people in various horrifying methods is not a particularly "good" reaction to getting your food stolen. He's chaotic neutral at best.
GreenLore1 votesYeah I think he falls pretty good into the neutral category. He isn't evil,but he isn't exactly good either. He is on his own side.
lB2kGRlc8y1 votesYea, i liked his old lore, but the revamp makes him the antagonist of a bad horror movie, i love it.
Dreamspitter1 votes
B3ER1 votes"Converting human waste to inexpensive baby formula."
My sides....
TheCourier19981 votesEven better is how this new Lore came with a buttload of hilarious new voice lines (I DEMAND A SANDWICH!). I love how in these re-releases that Riot has been doing they are giving some of the champs real personality on the battlefield, which is one of the things I always felt was heavily lacking in LoL where some characters had maybe 6 lines of dialogue.
LittleBlast1 votes I hear your trash! Bow before your king!
SeductiveGrandpa1 votes"I'm a Connoisseur Of The Finer Things" -Twitch 8:09PM 4,14,2015 just seconds before he took a bite out of cheese that magically appeared from his pocket.