What is the conversion of in-game units to meters?

Going by movement and range units, Teemo is about 100 across, isn't he? Which makes the lowest base movement speed for any non-Kled champion 2.6 meters/second, or 5.81603 miles/hour.

Assuming, of course, that Teemo is about as tall as he is wide in-game, and that your estimate of .8 meters is correct.

It's the MS "pixel" units I'm interested in. But thank you.

1 Teemo is 100 units, so it's actually approx 0.008 meters.

This would likely be adjusted once Teemo gets his visual update.

My internet crashed when I was almost finished with my response...

I'm too lazy to rewrite all of the math and whatnot, so just take my word for this:

• Sion's base speed is 2.76 m/s
• Sion's max ult speed is 7.6 m/s (27.36 km/h or almost exactly 17 mph)
• Assuming constant acceleration to max speed over 4 seconds, Sion will travel 51.12 meters during his ult (if uninterrupted)
• If Sion were to compete in the 100 meter dash, he would finish in 14.43 seconds (an average time for an adult male is 15-20 seconds - without armor and weapons, and having two good feet)

Now, for the real meat:

• Based on some research around heavyweight boxers (seems appropriate to find Sion-like individuals), an appropriate weight for Sion (without armor) can be estimated around 110 kg (just over 240 lbs)
• His armor is not a full suit, but is considerably thicker than that of a normal medieval knight's. Add in his metal boot/stub and his soul furnace, and we can assume his armor weighs roughly the same as a knight's - about 20 kg or 45 lbs.
• His axe is ridiculously large. The largest I could find with a weight had a head of 1.5 ft across weighing 10 lbs. Tiny. Based on the size of Sion's axe, I will assume it weighs approximately the same as his armor.
• Therefore, Sion's total weight with armor is estimated as 150 kg or 330 lbs
• We can now calculate the force of impact from Sion's full speed ult (estimating a 0.2 second stopping time) as 5700 Newtons. This would feel as though something weighing 581 kg (1281 lbs) was sitting on you.

Conclusion: Ouch.

Whoever said we needed a point? This is science!