Today I found out that Evelynn can lay eggs

Me: [sg-lux-2]

Rule 34: [sg-jinx]

I'm not even surprised that evelynn is into oviposition (don't google that)

Just like my Pokemon.

Maybe that's how she lures in people who are more interested in food than in women.

She whips up the best pan of scrambled eggs you've ever had in your life (failing to mention where they came from), and just as you take that first magnificent bite, bam! Lashers.

She says she's cold blooded, no wonder why she lays eggs like a reptile...