"I'm not a fan of (giving) lectures, broken bones are a better teacher."
"Illaoi" champion sound file. Language is Portuguese (Brazilian) translated into the thread's title. Sounds distinctly feminine, somewhat middle-aged or older. Fascinating, no?
Direct link for the curious: http://l3cdn.riotgames.com/releases/pbe/projects/lol_air_client/releases/0.0.3.222/files/assets/sounds/pt_BR/champions/Illaoi.mp3

(I still hold this to be true)
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