King of the Lanes, Braum

Will I was just thinking about how awesome El'Tigre Braum is. It's absolutely fantastic, and then it occurred to me. Why no make another skin that could grind the teeth of the opponents just like Nunu Bot. Braum could be holding a Bowling Ball Dispensary as a shield, and have perfect bowling balls get thrown out for his Q. His W would have him roll to his ally, much like a bowling ball. His E could even be a giant Pin at the top, and make a somewhat Pin-Like Shape overall. When his passive procs you could hear all the annoying noises that the old bowling computer would always shout when you missed pins, and yell "Strike!!" when you got all 4 passive procs.

Even his ult could do something like set up huge pins, and quickly mow them with a bowling ball tearing through the earth with the machine making the comment "Perfect Game!!"