Ted, The kamikaze Pilot

So, I had this in a dream, and I thought it would be a pretty cool idea. It may be completely unfeasible, but I thought I would share it just for the heck of it.

The idea of this character is really simple. All of his abilities are basically summoner spells that scale.

Q would be barrier, and it gives a bigger armor boost with each level. W would be ghost, and grants a faster run speed with each level. E would be teleport, and it reduces it's cooldown with each level. R would be flash, and you can flash greater distances with each level. The passive would be that this character does not take damage from minions, and that health items do not affect this character's health. All damage done by this character is true damage.

Base health would be 1, and would not scale or move up from 1. Base damage would be 750 true damage (not sure if it should scale or not with each level)

Basically the entire idea of the character is to have a super squishy character, but if he catches you he will one shot you. However, you only need to hit him once to kill him. The best items to get for this character would be ones that increase crit chances and run speed. He would also be a melee character, therefore the strategy behind him would be to use his R to flash in and take out the enemy, and then use Q and W to quickly escape from danger.

Anyway, I just thought it was sort of a fun idea. What do you guys think?