Surprise Party Vladimir

I'm not an artist or modeler or anything, but I did have a quirky idea along the lines of Suprise Party Fiddlesticks.

What if Vlad was a candy vampire, and treated everything else like pinatas? Bright, colorful splashes of candy swarming out of foes to fill his insatiable need for sugar, a swirling vortex of cotton candy he can pop down into, etc. If anyone wants to do anything with this idea, by all means.