Nasus - The Flapjack-Stackin Lumberjackal

What would you all think of a pancake loving lumberjack Nasus skin? Every time he gets a stack on his Q, he mutters "mmmh" or "paaancakes" or "flapjack!" (okay, maybe every 10th time); Imagine Nasus, clad in leather work boots, red flannel, and jeans, whistling as he strolls out to lane, just ready to stack some flapjacks... It's perfect, really.

Please, help me convince Riot to give Nasus the retirement Wolverine: Origins failed to give Hugh Jackman.