School Girl Vel'Koz, again.

Tim is fire·8/27/2015, 7:29:14 PM·79 votes·6,228 views

So the new academy skins went live and I thought to myself... Of course schoolgirl vel'koz is out of the question, but why not DEAN VEL'KOZ???????? Is it just me or does this make too much sense. The guy goes around absorbing knowledge by murdeling peeps, why not give him a monocle and a fancy suit. I mean what the hell do vlad, ahri and darius bring to the table in terms of academics.

Darius "UGH im tough grades are for pussies" Vladimir "I'm so emo please don't notice me omg" Ahri dat vlad doe

At least Ekko KINDA makes sense. He's from Zaun, good at tinkering but I mean theres so many good candidates for this stuff. Heimerdinger physics Ezreal geography Veigar magic instructor? Swain advanced military tactics Fiddlesticks Teemo Shaco domestic terrorism JarvanIV diplomacy and foreign relations TahmKench Pantheon cooking/home ec Nidalee twerking

I really like this skin line, and would hope to see more. Especially Dean Vel'Koz, he just, he needs a monocle. How can he see his enemies without one, his poor waning vision. item 3070 item 3070

67 Comments

Chespin20138/27/2015, 9:14:46 PM43 votes

No Singed for chemistry I'm dissapointed

gaby1best8/27/2015, 8:50:55 PM24 votes

Nidalee twerking

I'm dying.

Lord o teh Memes8/27/2015, 10:37:27 PM8 votes

I'm down for a class on domestic terrorism taught by Lord Teemo

Catastrop8/27/2015, 10:48:27 PM6 votes

You forgot Morgana for Cooking/Home Ec.

Crys3s8/28/2015, 12:17:41 AM6 votes

Sona Music Soraka Nutrition Zyra Horticulture Gnar & Volibear Anger Management

Shield Villain8/27/2015, 11:13:18 PM6 votes

Ezreal "Who needs a map"

brad8/28/2015, 1:36:09 AM5 votes

professor vel'koz

hes the school's geometry teacher

50000000000000008/27/2015, 8:13:05 PM4 votes

What kind of school teaches domestic terrorism and diplomacy?

HayRoss8/28/2015, 3:16:32 AM4 votes

Draven Hangs around in the bathroom looking at a mirror all day Alistar DrMundo Braum All fine gym teachers Chogath Lunch... Thing Swain Leader of the chess club

Ravore8/27/2015, 10:28:16 PM3 votes

How about no more weaboo anime skins plz

Dylightfull8/27/2015, 11:20:03 PM3 votes

On the first day of physics, despite having nothing to do with the subject, Heimerdinger would hand everyone a copy of The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy because he could make all of the references he wants to without anybody questioning it.

He would then ban the 6th book from ever entering his classroom and rant about why Eoin Colfer should have never even touched the series.

Fishlord8/28/2015, 1:36:17 AM3 votes

Braum Braum can be the phy ed teacher :D

Limitanei8/28/2015, 3:55:02 AM2 votes

Have some more.

Music director Sona

Nurse Soraka

Class pet Fizz

Viktor or Rumble for Tech class instructor

Krikk8/28/2015, 8:51:30 PM2 votes

Give Vel'Koz a fancy suit just for tentacle void creature.

Also don't forget a giant monocle and a stylish tophat or a toupee.

Galaxy King8/27/2015, 9:00:55 PM2 votes

I get that teemo joke being well, evil but since you got Fiddles and Shaco in there, might as well add Nocturn in it, or maybe he can be the night teacher for night school, that could be a thing, since his name is NOCTURN after all. :p

You know now that I think of it, take fiddles and and shaco out of that class, and just put them in night classes, Shaco could be the drama teacher, Fiddles can be... well idk, maybe make him some kind of higher up person for the night time, like when Vel'Koz is out and Nocturn can be... again I'm not sure but yeah, I would like to see this skin line go more far then what it is now.

Bemapon8/28/2015, 12:01:57 AM2 votes

I want it to be Professor Velkoz. He teaches geometry

Rozzeta8/28/2015, 12:19:52 AM2 votes

No. we all know School Girl Vel'Koz will be released now that the Academy skins exist. In fact, the entire thing was created in order to give that skin to Vel. The only question now is when.

EgoRaptor238/28/2015, 12:21:33 AM2 votes

8/8 nidalee teaches twerking new mario game but with peach

Tails Doll8/28/2015, 1:43:34 AM2 votes

domestic terrorism

LMAO

PickleBabah8/28/2015, 4:56:05 AM2 votes

I don't think these students are meant to represent the academic fields, but rather the cliques.

WolfiexLuna10/2/2015, 11:29:01 AM1 votes

I think Sand Castle RekSai or even Azir would be a cool addition to the skin theme.

Spizzle90008/27/2015, 8:52:28 PM1 votes

Vlad's the preppy one, Darius is the jock, Ekko is the geek, and Ahri is the stereotypical female anime character (I said stereotypical. I am aware anime isn't all the same).

ChaosUnlimited118/28/2015, 12:42:54 PM1 votes

Way off topic, but imagine a Sage- type group in the game by which I mean skins. So... Wind Sage Yasuo, Earth Sage Zyra ...etc

WhaddonCraig8/31/2015, 6:28:03 PM1 votes

Zilean History Teacher Jinx Class Clown TwistedFate That Kid Who Plays Tabletop and card games Mordekaiser and Sona Music Teachers Caitlyn Vi and Jayce Prefects Malzahar Religious Studies

Meowstress8/27/2015, 8:10:25 PM1 votes

I vote for changing panth to gym teacher instead of home ec. I mean seriously, those muscles... But yeah. This skin line has so many great options just waiting to be made.