Dear Riot: Please make a skin based off my Summoner name

It just makes so much sense. Malzahar's lore is all about him being a guy who's a big talker, actively trying to tell people the end is nigh and to recruit a bunch of followers for his Void cult. His dance is based off of MC Hammer. It just fits too well in my mind. Have the skin be a counterpart to DJ Sona - the guy who talks a lot and the lady who doesn't talk at all.