why is there no magic mike garen skin?

ladies and gentlemen i have come to conclusion through my hours of garen game play, why is there no magic mike skin for garen? katerina has her cat uniform why cant garen be the one to look fabulous while distracting the enemy with hes wash board abs? The concept is quite simple really all he would need for clothing is a red fireman's hat and a red speed o, for a weapon he could have a dancing pole and its quite obvious what hes dance would be. ladies and gentlemen end gender en-equality let men be fabulous too.