Best way to fight back against Pentakill? Bard and the Bandle City Bangers.

In the Mortal Reminder music video we saw Pentakill rock Bandle City to it's core and forever changed it's landscape with the creation of the new Pentakill-style mountain in the distance. The unholy shredding of the band awoke something far more powerful than the band could ever expect and now it's time for them to pay for their actions against Bandle City. While patrolling the area around the city for chimes (because all Bards do roam, c'mon) he bared witness to the destructive power of Pentakill and watched their concert in rage as Pentakill raged on while hundreds of Yordles moshed against their will thanks to Karthas' demonic melodies. Once he saw the great Yordle scout, Teemo, kicked from the stage trying to protect his people from the band, he knew something had to be done. Bard came to Teemo after the concert had ended and communicated, through BWWOOOONGs and RIIIIIIIINNNGGGs, an idea that Bard had to protect the city from the evil doings of Pentakill. Form their own band, not just any band though, they had to be happy-go-lucky and willing to go into any situation with pride and smiles. This would lead Teemo and Bard to create Runeterra's first Ska band: Bard and the Bandle City Bangers. But first, Teemo had to find more members, so, he went to the first place he could think to look, the bar.

Rumble- Trumpet: When Pentakill came to town, Rumble and Tristana were sitting in the bar as Yorick arose with his ghouls. The now angered Rumble wants revenge because Yorick ruined the moment that was totally about to go down between Trist and him. He suited his mechanized monstrosity with a makeshift trumpet that could overpower the boom of Yorick's bass and was ready to take on the world. He finally felt 'Unstoppable'.

Tristana- Bass: Tristana understood that Rumble was angry with the big bass monster guy but she thought he was sooooo cool! She went to the nearest instrument store and demanded that they create a bass with some extra fire power too it. She was ready for the world to hear her baselines, go head to head with Yorick, and prove once and for all that Yordles are never 'All Outta Angst'.

Poppy- Guitar: When Mordekaiser smashed through her blacksmith station she was pissed. She did some research and found that the undead guitarist was in possession of the legendary guitar Numero Uno. Poppy was now interested, she wanted to see if one of her own creations could come close to an axe that has claimed lives. She took her hammer and modified it to become the first ever Yordle-made electric guitar. She was now ready to go solo-for-solo against Mordekaiser. She was more than happy to join The Bangers when she heard that they were being formed to fight against 'The Forces Of Evil'.

Gnar- Drummer: You see, when Pentakill created the mountain at the edge of the city, it attracted wildlife, and with that wildlife came Bandle City's own wild child. Teemo knew that the only Yordle with the shear energy and power to go against Olaf was Gnar. Teemo simply offered Gnar two new bones in place of his old large one to act as drumsticks. This act showed that there was no 'Catch 22' or plan to take back the bones after the band had accomplished it's deed. Gnar was very pleased, and all he had to do was bang on stuff.

Bard- Trombone: Bard's mystical horn can produce any noise of any instrument but he decided that the only sound to fight back against the siren song of Kayle's voice was a trumpet of cosmic proportions. Bard was had nothing to win besides helping the people of this city. He will do everything in his power to 'Choke' those 'Victims' with his powerful horn solos.

Teemo- Vocals: The band was completely formed except for the lead singer. Everyone was at a loss. Lulu was too crazy, Hiemer was getting too old to pick it up, and Fizz was busy with 'reeling in some big fish'. Bard had come to the conclusion that Teemo could be the vocalist. Teemo was hesitant at first because he couldn't sing but Bard gave him a hopeful chirp and reach his horn to the sky and blew on it. A piece of the heavens itself fell into Bard's hands, he handed it to Teemo and the light absorbed into Teemo's body changing his voice into something beautiful. That of which only the gods themselves could have heard.

With Bard and the Bandle City Bangers formed, the Yordles were ready for round two. Pentakill may throw down in the pit but the Bangers pick it up!

Teemo: "Destination? Unknown!"

Bard: Trumpet noises

Rumble: "Yeah, I learned this solo from a demacian guy named 'El Jefe', pretty good, right?"

Tristana: "Less Than Janna? Nah, we're the only Ska band in Runeterra, they're just punk with influences from us"

Poppy: "PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!"

Gnar: "GNAR GG ALLIN GRRRRRRRR"

Please keep in mind this is my first time posting here so if you roast me, do it gently.

P.S. There are Ska music references throughout this post so find 'em all.