Girl, come on: give us the goods.

Akrostychon·Oct 12, 2019·2 votes·1,556 views

So, I want to applaud Riot for starting to balance the amount of fan service female skins with fan service Male skins. I have had to mop my floor at the Varus "As We Fall" reveal, smoked a cigarette after playing against a pool party Graves, take a cold shower for the new Pantheon splash art, and mimic Odyssey Jinx's twisted infatuation with Kayn. But I'm left to wonder, where is the ethnic diversity in the "sexy" skins? Are only the lighter skinned males to be considered for sexy roles? I am all for a scantily clad pool party Lucian gallivanting about SR squirting his water guns all over Taric's Lifeguard-ey chest. RIOT, THE BOYS ARE THIRSTY FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

6 Comments

ZleraOct 12, 20196 votes

... Seriously??? "But I'm left to wonder, where is the ethnic diversity in the "sexy" skins? Are only the lighter skinned champions to be considered for sexy roles?"

AkrostychonOct 12, 20191 votes

I mean, can you think of any dark skinned sexy skins? There's Ekko, but he's kinda young to get all thirsty about.

ZleraOct 12, 20193 votes

Must mean riot is racist; obviously

AkrostychonOct 12, 20191 votes

Or just overlooked. So bring on attention!

Eternal TormentOct 12, 20191 votes

So we just gon' absolutely forget that Karma, Nidalee and Qiyana are even a thing in this game and that Nidalee is basically naked in more than half her skins, and is clad in skintight boob-showoff costumes in the other half and her dance is a literal poledance?

AkrostychonOct 12, 20191 votes

They are doing a great job with the ladies, but not the guys. I might amend my original post to clarify that.