Things I would do for a new Taliyah skin...

Eight things I would do for a new Taliyah skin:

1. I would walk up the stairs to the top of the Empire State Building.
2. Run a half marathon (not a full one, ain't no body got time f'dat)
3. I would find a jolly rancher and give him a Jolly Rancher.
4. I would play a thousand matches with a toxic Yasuo player.
5. I would eat ham sandwiches everyday for a year. I do NOT like ham.
6. I would time out how long it takes Syndra to flash around the entire map twenty times. Down blue's bot lane up red's bot, across red's top and down blue's top. Twenty. Times.
7. I would testify in front of congress about how much faith I have in Riot Games' data protection policy.
8. I would listen to the 1-877-Kars4Kidz commercial 9 times. Have you ever heard that thing? It is an absolute nightmare of despair from which there is not nor will ever be reprieve. THINK ABOUT THE GRAVITY OF WHAT I AM SAYING HERE, GUYS.