Assistant Manager Azir, Janitor Nasus, and Sign Spinner Renekton check in to their shifts!

LordMondayIX·4/13/2015, 7:34:08 AM·3 votes·2,206 views

As everyone knows, our resident emperor of Shurima is in dire need of a wardrobe expansion. So I sat around for a while thinking to myself, "what's a good skin idea for Azir?"

I started by listing off his qualities. He's arrogant, ambitious, and of course leads an army of sand people. And then it hit me.

Fast food service!

And thus Assistant Manager Azir was born! Azir has returned from the brink of non-existence into modern times! But alas, he has no clue how the world works, and is forced into unfavorable circumstances. Seeking a way to rebuild his claim as an emperor, Azir studies the new world, and soon learns the concept of "jobs." Azir is attracted by a nearby fast food restaurant, and realizes that he can use this as his base of operations while be rebuilds his former glory. Soon, Azir will become the emperor of the fast food world!

His general appearance would be such: he would be wearing a generic fast food worker hat, a shirt with apron on top, some very simple pants and shoes. His splash art features him holding a broom in one hand and a burger in the other.

But wait, there's more! I haven't forgotten about the other Shuriman ascended either! Introducing Janitor Nasus! Nasus, looking to support his emperor, has voluntarily placed himself under Azir to help support Azir's climb to glory! Sporting a snazzy full body janitor suit and a very menacing mop, Nasus is sure to clean the floor with Azir's enemies! Just as soon as he gets that spot over there...

But a menacing figure approaches. Renekton, freed from his tomb and on the hunt for Nasus, has heard of Nasus' entrance into the fast food world. Renekton has decided that he will destroy Nasus... Starting with his career! That's right, now employed as a part time worker for a rival fast food chain, Sign Spinner Renekton will put Nasus' employers out of business! He can't hope to succeed if he doesn't have any customers! Muahaha!

But yeah, those are my ideas. If you think they're good, that's wonderful! But if you think they're terrible... Well feel free to let me know your suggestions. Also, I would have provided some images for the skins I'm imagining in my head, but unfortunately I draw like a kindergartner.

(P.S: This is my first ever post on the boards, so I can proudly say I'm not just a silent watcher anymore! Hurray for socializing.)

6 Comments

Kouga4/13/2015, 8:14:13 AM1 votes

That is actually a pretty neat idea. It'd be a great set of skins for like a future april fools theme or something (it seems to be their excuse to make silly skins, because usually they focus on more srs bsns skins)

Here are some other ideas:

Azir: Passive - What would his turrets be, to represent his place in middle management? Maybe a security camera type thing? ("Get back to work!")

W - Soldiers would basically be fry cooks. Armed with spatulas! Q & E - I think Azir could even have an animation like he is yelling/giving orders. Like Q, he points and shakes his fist angrily. E, he runs towards them waving his arms. (I doubt they'd put this much effort into it but it'd be funny) R - Office workers holding up folding office chairs

Upyermukluk4/13/2015, 2:19:59 PM1 votes

I love this concept XD its amazing! however id change around azirs outfit a little bit, make him look more managerial, less like hes a back of house fry cook

redbull papi4/13/2015, 2:41:39 PM1 votes

I think Azir would work better with the janitor skin, his soldiers could wield brooms and Azir could wield a mop. Renekton as the sign spinner is a great touch. I would also love a Burger Flipper Nasus, complete with a Spatula!