Bowling League Lee Sin

With the dismantling of the Institute of War, Lee Sin has grown tired of this aimless, pointless fighting (he's a pacifist anyhow, right?) and has decided to put his efforts towards something a little more promising... bowling! His Q naturally would be changed to a bowling ball. If it doesn't hit anything, gutter ball. If it does a light sound of pins falling. His W could just be recolored or something, I dunno. His E shield could be rotating pins. His ult- When he uses it a much louder sound of pins getting smashed and of course the champion goes flying. If you want to put some animated pins at the end which the champion would knock down akin to Dunkmaster D's ult-hoop, then go for it. If he hits another champion with the ulted champ, the announcer proclaims it a Strike. If not, eh, we'll call it a Spare because Lee Sin.