Chuck Norris Lee Sin Skin Please

I am Lee fucking Norris! I've spread more blood and gore than forty score of your puny Civil Wars bitch! I split the union wiTH a roundhouse kick! I wear a blackbelt on the beard that I grow on my dick! I attack sharks when I smell them bleed! I don't go swimming, water just wants to be around me! My fists make the speed of light wish it were faster. You may have freed your mid but Lee is everyone's MASTER!!!!