I Hate Babies, let's get boots

I've been knocked up so many times I've lost count. I hate every single unstoppable second of it. Now, I'd be lying if I said I haven't EVER knocked anyone up, who hasn't? But I think maybe an item that can reduce the length of a knock-up (or maybe even distance knocked away) by a certain percentage. "That's crazy" some homeless League player tells me. "Just think of the consequences! It would be chaos if the only CC that can't be reduced is reduced!" I hear your cries stranger. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I propose a new item---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ball And chain - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - or - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Iron Boots +480 health---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------l--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+20 defence +20 def-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------l------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------10% move speed -10% movespeed------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------l---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Built out of: + literally just a rock Built out of: + + some gold--------------------------------------------------------l-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unique passive--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The Other Foot"- Knock-ups are reduced by 25% and/or displacements are 25% as effective