Riot dead be playing games with me. Giving all these female champs snatched waists and thicc cake 
but I don't be seein none on the male champs. Some male champs got thicc thighs 
but that's not good enough! As a bisexual I need some diversity in the cake in league. Who agrees?
I agree, male champs should dead have cake. As attractive as they may seem, giving a character a basically incomplete body is an injustice to both the character/champion and to the audience as well. #give male champs cake ! ! !
The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie.
Pretty sure 
has a thicc cake.
