Yorick Rework Ideas!

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P - Yorick's death timer is reduced by 20% while his passive is off cooldown and he may right click an active sarcophagus (See E, below.) to instantly spawn from it at half health and mana, putting his passive on a long cooldown. Q - Yorick and co. sweep shovels, pickaxes, scythes and swords about in a cleaving attack, harming nearby enemies. Any enemy champions hit have a mark placed on them, causing nearby ghouls to chase after them with increased movement speed for a few seconds. Yorick loses bonus damage absorption while ghouls chase enemies (See E, below). W - Yorick smacks downward with his shovel, burying his target in the earth. Enemy champions are rooted for .5/.75/1/1.25/1.5 seconds and ghouls targeted are buried into the earth to act as explosives when stepped upon, scrabbling at and slowing enemies hurt by 30/35/40/45/50% for 1.5 seconds. Buried ghouls do not count against E's maximum of 6, but have a duration of 1 minute before they escape undeath and are at peace again. E - Raises a (tombstone/sarcophagus/what have you) with 4/6/8/10/12 hitpoints. It raises ghouls every 15 seconds (up to 6) that follow Yorick, each absorbing 10% of damage dealt to him to themselves. Up to 60% damage absorption. Each ghoul raised reduces the tombstone's HP by 1. Up to 2 tombstones can exist at the same time. Casting E on a ghoul instead sacrifices it and heals the lowest health, nearby allied champion (or Yorick) equal to the ghoul's current health. R - Passively, each ally corpse is targettable. If there is no corpse or it has moved (Kog'Maw's passive or Jhin's corpse destruction) there will be a tombstone instead. Yorick can cast R on these to raise one dead ally from the earth for 15/20/25 seconds. Likewise, he can cast R on an E sarcophagus to overcharge its capabilities, causing it to spawn ghouls rapidly and without the normal limit of 6. Spawned and preexisting ghouls press the nearest lane but can be controlled with Alt+Right clicking.